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Summary: A prince turned into a frog is told that only a kiss from a princess will change him back. It turns out a really hard smack will do the trick, though he is anything but grateful.
Author's Notes: Tonally, I was imagining a sort-of cheesy, porn parody delivery of the Princess's lines; that's why some of her word choices are giving Bridgerton meets Brazzers, so I hope that's as fun for you to perform as it was to write!
Teaser:
[Magical transformation noises] (Flustered) Little Frog… man?? What are you- how have you- Why are you naked?
You know what? I cannot be bothered to care. Make your leave before I make you leave. Curse or not, you are uncovered and… at attention before your future queen, and I will not be witness to your- your- indecency!
(Shocked) What? What do you mean “no”? I said leave! Do you not understand the words coming out of my mouth, you vile, obscene thing? Do not take another step, or I’ll-
All characters in this script are 18 and are to be performed by 18 actors.
Feel free to adlib, improvise, move words around for your comfort; just keep to the vibe.
You’re free to use/monetize/paywall on any platform; I just request credit and a link to listen to it.
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