"Deathly allergic? To bees? That can’t be right. Are you sure? Maybe it was a wasp. The natural enemy of bees and humans."

Happy belated fifth cakeday everyone! Since I missed the actual date by about a week, I figured it was fitting to post this on April Fool's Day. That was until Soundgasm was under maintenance for the upload page, so.....uhhhhh....better late than never? Let's all pretend this was up yesterday. Shhhhhhh, it'll be our little secret.

Back on my first cakeday, I posted an audio titled "The Bumblefap". It was a hysterical literature audio with facts about bees. I like to think that this is the spiritual successor to that audio. We've come a long way since then! I am overwhelming pleased with myself on the amount of effort I have poured into this.

Shoutout to u/kara-chameleon who made this whole audio happen with her amazing idea and puns. Today is Yesterday was her actual cakeday! We truly are two halves of a whole fool. <3

Listener is described as having a penis. There are no size mentions, physical descriptors, or name calling.

Potential trigger for the twist ending behind the spoiler: It is heavily implied that the listener dies due to the allergic reaction to the bee stinging their dick.

Sound effects used can be found on the following links:

• Screen door
• Summer night sounds
• Bees
• Bees 2: Electric Boogaloo

It has been an absolute honor to shitpost with you all again. I just have one question for you: Ya like jazz?