Well, Well, Well. After 3/4 Years of Lurking, Haunting, and Waffling about posting... HERE I AM BABY! Posting my first erotic audio to Reddit! Let's go! It's the Himbo Maid Service!

This script is an original piece of goofy, horny, and erotic fiction written by u/Butterscotch_Brownie and is intended for mature audiences. The author, and all characters written in the text are aged 18 . Do not plagiarize my material. No reposts, or putting my writing into AI algorithms without my explicit consent!

Summary: The Himbo Maid Service sends hot buff guys to your doorstep for all manner of house chores! Watch as our sexy staff cleans your house from top to bottom. With the Himbo Maid Service, you can expect the best!

At least that’s what the advertisement said. Ambroise, the Maid sent to you, is a sweetheart, but he’s perhaps a little too big for his work uniform, and a little too inexperienced.

Basically you get a big, sexy, albeit clumsy oaf in a French Maid costume who tries to do more good than harm to your apartment, but sex gets in the way. Also there’s a lot of musk, sweat and armpit stuff. Ambroise is stinky and the listener's a bit raunchy. 

Please, enjoy, and have fun.

Listener referred to as: Master, Monsieur, Dude, Sir

Listener’s genitals referred to as: Sausage, Bulge, One of the largest dicks I've ever seen, Dick, Cock, Pole

Characters:

Ambroise “Ams”: An exceedingly big, buff, clumsy, hairy, anxious, and sweaty himbo. My man switches from motormouth mcgee to slow computer buffering so have fun with the tempo of his speech. How is someone so self-conscious yet so unaware? I think there might be a power bottom in him somewhere...

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Preview for my NEXT Script!
Surprise! I've got more scripts ready to upload, but I'm struggling to decide which one to post next... It's so hard to decide... It's down to two...

As of now the Himbo Maid Service INC. is unfortunately entirely fictional. So how do we, in the real world, get our chores done until we can hire big sexy men to do it?

Well we've got to do it ourselves... but sometimes it's just so dang hard! We need a little encouragement. But what kind of encouragement?

Hard or Soft?

Let me know what you think ;P I'll probably upload again sometime in the next week.