I have come to feed my children! *Dumps food and runs*

Summary for Speaker: After a long night at a dinner party you decide it's time to go home. Your friend had a bit too much to drink and asks if he can spend the night at your place. You agree. He's a bit of a dork and can be a bit of a handful when he's drunk. You hope he won't cause you any trouble tonight.

Summary for Listener: The more you drank the better your friend looked. Before you knew it you were in his car driving home. He said you could stay the night, much to your surprise. You just hoped you could wait long enough, though the alcohol was making your head a bit fuzzy.

~Hey Man! I'm Driving Here!~

Anatomy Speaker: cock, dick

Anatomy Listener: ass, cock

Listener is called: man, dude, good boy

Disclaimer: All characters subject in this script are 18 , Also please don't give head in a moving vehicle...

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