I didn’t tell you about my exes because I wanted sympathy. Gross. I just told you because…

I guess I don’t know why I told you. Does it matter?

So while I’m grateful for the cuddles – and again, there’s a 79% chance that is just the gummies talking – I’m not convinced that you’re doing this purely because you feel bad for me, or something.

So…what’s your angle?

Don’t bullshit me. There are only two possibilities here.

One, you found what you perceive to be a weakness, and think that I’m lonely and touch starved, and you can exploit that to get me on your side, or use it to betray me if it suits you later…

Or, you’re like me and you’re horny as fuck when you’re high, which is why I just not-so subtly indicated I like guys – by the way, I could tell you were at least a little Achillean right away – and I dropped this hint specifically because I could use a good fuck.

Well. Only one way to find out.

Summary: You're a new freshman at Miscreant University's Institute of E.V.I.L (Evildoer Via Intensive Learning), a college that educates aspiring supervillains. You've got baggage, family drama, and thankfully powers that set you apart from most of your classmates. Moving in to the dorms, you meet your new roommate, Doctor Delirium, who is A) not a real doctor and B) actually pretty hot.

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Listener referred to as: Man, dude, Sir

Listener's body parts referred to as: Dick, cock

Speaker's body parts referred to as: Cock, ass

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