Starting to see an uptick on clickbait thread titles. I find clickbait thread titles obnoxious, and they are not allowed in the sub.

"What is considered clickbait?" you ask.

It's a judgement call. But here are some guidelines.

• Anything that sounds like you want to have sex with me, the guy reading the thread title.
• Anything like "could you last longer?" or similar phrases.
• Any mention of "stepbrother" or "brother" or "stepdad" or other family members. "Daddy" will be (grudgingly) allowed as long as it's clear that it's an affectionate nickname for your romantic partner and not, like, an attempt to claim you're really having sex with your dad.
• Anything like "for the five guys reading this" or "I hope I made you stop scrolling" or "I just want to make one dick hard today".
• Anything that sounds like it was constructed with an eye towards maximizing engagement with your user page. This includes those novel-length thread titles all the "how to market your OF page on reddit" strategy guides tell you to use.

These are, as I say, guidelines. They are not (and cannot be) an exhaustive list. The mods have the final say on whether or not a thread title is considered clickbait.

The best thread titles for this sub will be short, sweet, and descriptive of the submission's contents. If you want to make sure, you can always send us a modmail first, asking if your desired thread title is acceptable.