Ladies, gentlemen and harlequins of GOG, I know what you're thinking! "Great this asshole is back, just what GOG needed" "Oh my gawd you're back, we missed you etc..." I guess this year i've decided to beat Santa to the race and give away some goodies just before Xmas. What do me and Santa have in common? We both come once a year We both like to give presents away! So yeah, sorry for using all these extra words to pad this giveaway just like I did my college essays, read on to see what the juicy deets are for this giveaway.

Boring giveaway rules that nobody reads

I know that I should really get on with it, but just like Last of Us 2, good things happen to people who wait. So what are the rules for this giveaway? They're pretty simple, like a Rubiks Cube.

• Write what game you want. This is kinda self explanatory, I may be an asshole, but I'm certainly not a fortuneteller, which reminds me, What do you call a dwarf fortuneteller who escaped from jail? A small medium at large! Hahahah get it? cricket

• Draw a picture of a character/item/feature from your favourite game. This must include your reddit handle and the date! This can be in MS Paint or hand drawn, I'm no Picasso, but I am certainly Don Pablo when it comes to these strict rules. Also don't worry, about me laughing at your entry, that'll happen in private.

• Include the funniest joke you know. Plus points for originality cause I like to steal jokes.

• Obligatory Steam ID or the mods will drop the ban hammer on ya. Also make sure you comply with all the subreddit rules

The actual games List

Prepare your anus to read this lengthy list. This is a test of your reading skills just as much as it is a test of my typing skills. Limit of 1 game per entry. These games will be on Steam unless stated otherwise:

• The Escapists some DLC -/u/AlphaGrunt & /u/threepw00d
• The Flame in the Flood - /u/99999999999999999989
• Hacknet
• Minion Masters
• Beyond Eyes
• BROFORCE -/u/giraffina
• Kathy Rain
• Pirate Pop Plus
• Action Henk
• Deponia Doomsday -/u/koji_Cz & /u/_yhcrana
• THOTH
• Train Valley
• Agatha Christie - The ABC Murders
• Elegy for a Dead World -/u/tehgimpage
• Prison Architect =/u/buu2020
• Punch Club
• Road to Balhalla
• Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 - /u/HeroOfStorms
• Stronghold Crusader 2
• The Beast Within: A Gabriel Knight Mystery
• Caesar 3
• Caesar 4
• Gabriel Knight® 3: Blood of the Sacred
• Geometry Wars™ 3: Dimensions Evolved -/u/NeuralRust
• King's Quest® Collection
• Phantasmagoria
• Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh
• Police Quest™ Collection
• Quest for Glory 1-5
• Shiftlings
• Space Quest® Collection
• TimeShift™ =-/u/Protest_The_Cheerio
• The Banner Saga - /u/elysium1988
• Nidhogg -/u/DOG124579
• Spelunky -/u/manawesome326
• The Jackbox Party Pack 2 -/u/dRumMzZ
• Poi
• Hurtworld
• Satellite Reign - /u/GMRealTalk
• Saints Row 2
• Lost Planet 3 Complete Pack -/u/Makensil1
• Resident Evil 4 - /u/Zanshi44
• Fran Bow -/u/CrazyDrog
• Galak Z
• Jurassic Park: The Game
• Walking Dead Season 2 -/u/TheCuckooClock
• Knight Squad
• Ultimate General: Gettysburg
• Nova-111
• GRAV - /u/tbshirk
• Outlast - /u/gurcampard

Well wow a bunch of HB games, Why would I bother spending so much time on these? Well the best entry gets a $60 or lower game of his choice. Let the battle begin

Also I read every entry, so no point downvoting someone else's just because its good/bad.

I will check the thread every few hours and pick a few winners. The grand prize will be decided when the giveaway ends in 24 hours.

P.S. Harle's mom doesn't really have aids

Reposted cause i'm a dumbass who forgot to include 'offer' in the title

Update 1: I have picked some of the winners and sent out steam friend requests to the chosen people. Unfortunately, some of the games had multiple people apply, and in these situations I consulted with 2 other people to get different opinions on who should win and a winner was picked. I have updated the list to show what games have been redeemed. If you did not receive a game you either lost to someone else who won the "judges vote" or you did not fully comply with the rules of the giveaway, this includes, but is not limited to: Failing to write a joke(i'm looking at you dude who told me his art was a joke) or failing to submit a picture. Make sure your photos include your reddit handle and the date.

Update 2: Giveaway is now over. Will not accept any further entries after this post. Will now contact the winners of the keys over the next few hours and the grand prize winner will also be decided once a panel of "judges" has come to a decision

Update 3: Added people on Steam to get the humble keys, if you're name is on the above list and you didn't get an add from me. Please add me here - Received lots of good entries, so thanks for participating, if you didn't get a copy of what you wanted, then don't be too down as i'll do another giveaway in the near future and some of the games had strong competition

Update 4: The grand prize winner is /u/Makensil1 - It was a pretty close contest honestly, I asked a fair few different judges and the decision has been ultimately made. Also I have handed out 75% of the keys, there are a few more of you on my friends list, if you haven't received a key yet, please send me, Rogue Assassin, a message and i'll chuck it your way. Thanks for entering!!