Sometimes I think that my life is feudal too. Then I realize that I have no idea what that word means. Then I google it.

feu·dal

ˈfyo͞odl

adjective

according to, resembling, or denoting the system of feudalism.

So then I had to google feudalism.

ˈfyo͞odlˌizəm/

nounhistorical

the dominant social system in medieval Europe, in which the nobility held lands from the Crown in exchange for military service, and vassals were in turn tenants of the nobles, while the peasants (villeins or serfs) were obliged to live on their lord's land and give him homage, labor, and a share of the produce, notionally in exchange for military protection.

So then I had to google Europe.

And turns out Europe is real. /s

Anyways, I'm downloading the game right now and if things go according to plan, I should be king of my own land in a short amount of time. As king I promise to be fair and just, as long as you pay your taxes. I promise that no peasant shall suffer hunger, unless I feel like having a banquet in which that case the peasants shall sacrifice weeks of food for my feast.

I will be a good ruler and I will only involve my land in wars that matter, like over oil and who gets to go to space first, resulting in a stand off period of time where both nations involved have a war not through physical warfare but through innovation and spies.

I will protect the land above all else (all else does not include the safety of my own life. If my life is endangered I'm bailing asap).

And I will do all this.

With 5 fps.

Thank you nomnaut for the gift and because I know for a fact that I've been getting gifted too much it's also time I enjoy the games I recieved.

Thanks!