Hello wonderful people of gog, how ya been? I've been good :).

Anyway, back to the topic at hand. Stardew valley, you clicked this request to see what I have to say about it and what I want about it and maybe just maybe make the generous inclination to purchase for a fellow gamer. For that, I thank you. The game looks great, I never got into this type of genre before but it has always interested me (I watched ALL of chuggaaconroy's animal crossing lets play) and well I want to expand my gaming prowess if you understand me. I also find it interesting aesthetically, giving back that retro vibe I always liked but never fully experienced (I was born a bit too late, but I still enjoy the old aesthetic of games of the past). What also interests me about this game is that it was made by 1 guy! Such a widely accepted and praised game made by one person.

tl(not long at all as in);dr I wanna try a new gaming genre that has the aesthetic vibe I have been craving to play but never got the chance to.

I can give you a little backstory of who I am, I was born to a loving family (besides my annoying brother) but have had hardships ever since I was young. My life has been an emotional rollercoaster but one thing kept it at least on the upscale and that was you guessed it...cheese fries--no wait it was gaming dang nabit how did my fast food menu get mixed in with this request! I remember my very first game being super smash brothers on the nintendo 64, I can't remember it much because I was five but I think I was at awe by how fun it is. For years I would play (as in steal from my brother and I would frequently "accidentally" delete his save data, what could I say I was a troll back then) Jack and daxter, spyro, crash bandicoot, mario. You named it I played it (as long as my brother had it, except for papa the rappa shutters nightmare fuel thinking about that situation) so I became a pretty even gamer; Admittedly I have grown quite a skill towards mobas, smite specifically. One game I haven't really got the chance to play are games like animal crossing and stardew valley. I hope to change that, but for that I need your help! points to monitor in deep desperation

tl(not long at all as in);dr Had ups and downs, gaming kept it stable, played every type of game besides stardew valley and want a shot at it.

So now that you read my life story (I should really publish an autobiography at this point Kappa), you get to make the judgement. That's right YOU (i'm pointing to you..don't look out your window it will just get awkward).

The judgement for what? (goes into deep advertiser mode)

For 14.99 you can get me my own limited (not actually limited) edition stardew valley vidja game Plus 80 million for taxes of course

But wait there's more, order within the next 1 trillion years and I will personally add you a list to the cool kids club on my friends list. Don't ask me what the benefits are they are just implied (I hear there's gonna be co op, if u buy me the vidja and if i'm not busy I have to do all the work for you, like slavery Kappa)

You also get a very rare my eternal affection (not in a lewd way) FOREVER! That's right very limited very exclusive and most of all lots of $$$ (as in it's worthless if you don't care but why would you not care D::::)

Alright advertisement mode over, I think I drove off all potential customers at this point. But just incase I will provide the information....(false hope intensifies)

Some nerds steam, MuricaMan69 seriously can you be anymore dank?

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Ok I think im done with the plugins, wait no im not. For even clicking this link you get ONE FREE GAME! Im such a good person

Free game inside!

2!??!?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

Wait--this is not a game! meh good enough.

-Kyy out. To cry in desperate false hope until the end of time! or until you buy me game. Guilt trip good enough? good. :)