Yeah, I'm sorry this isn't the GOTY Edition but welp >_<

I'm gonna keep things simple now. To enter, just "create" a weapon

You can add in visual representation(Optional), a witty description, and maybe some stats or something. Most interesting gets the game.

Don't forget to add your Steam ID

Example:

The Cod Piece

"Feeling small? Not enough testosterone in you? Always compensating for something? Have no fear! With the Cod Piece you'll never feel lacking in your ascent to manhood!"

Multiple Settings For Your Choosing!

Wide Spread Flamethrower if you want to really spray a huge crowd

Focused Laser Beam for those long distance shots

Heat Seeking Missile Launcher to let them know you're packing the heat.

EDIT: I just realized I never added in a Deadline, I'll check back in 24 Hours starting now. That means once this post becomes submitted 26 Hours Ago.

EDIT:Mcdystolo, patent that shit cause you just won. Sending a PM right now.