I like to call it shit luck.For instance I get a hall pass.The wife gets dates all day and night with both guys and women. Me I get guys in my inbox trying to get with the wife.Or I get guys trying to get with me( Sorry guys straight) but my inbox is always devoid of actual female women.I am the only guy in history to be handed a hall pass and not be able to cash it in.But the old ladies having fun multiple times a week..Must be nice to be able to pick and choose while I get to sit home and be by myself again ..So much fun Im not sure I can handle the fun I feel at night by myself ..So much fun now smile and ask her if she had fun wanting to just go crawl in a hole .