edit 2: this is satire for all you illiterate idiots

I don't like skibidi toilet (that's sigma 😘😘😘)
I shat in the toilet and it smelled 🤢🤮🤮🤮
I fucking hate children with all my power. They are crotch goblins who I shall never see in my long (or short) life more than once (I'll eat them) 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️
I'm running out of reasons 🙃 🙂
I can read 📚 😌 🙂
My screen time is only 48 hours a day 🙃 😑 😒 😫 🙄 😩 🙃
Alphas are worse than the sigma ultramegahypersuperprefixgigachads 😢
I am a decent human being (I don't hate gay people, nor trans people, nor furries) 🤑🤑🤑
😍😍
My source: I made it the fuck up 🧠

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