All characters and participants 18 please

I'm the kind of father you've always looked up to: rich, successful, intelligent. I teach at the university and all of your friends are constantly alluding to how much they'd love to fuck me. But you know that's not going to happen: I'm happily married to your mother.

Maybe you're the trouble punk rock/emo boy starting his first year of college, or the innocent son who just started dating his first boyfriend. It's late at night when I text you out of nowhere. Now, it's not uncommon for daddy to text you - to see if you need money for college textbooks, to ask you what you've changed the Netflix password to - but I've never texted you this late at night, and especially not just to make small talk.

My texts start affectionate, but then take a wild left-turn when they get a little sexual.

You can decide for yourself how you want to respond. If you want to be more realistic, you can be disgusted and do your best to avoid the subject, or if you want to be a real pathetic whore, you can flirt back and see how far things are going to escalate.

We're going to have to keep this a secret from your mother, whether you feel guilty about it or think it's fun. And if you have a boyfriend, I might start putting rules and limitations on when you can see him, what you can do with him, where you can go, or if you can see him at all. I pay for everything in your life - your car, your cell phone bill, your college education - so you really don't have a lot of control over your own life when it comes to saying "no."

Favorite kinks are incest, cheating, verbal and emotional abuse and manipulation, and romance.

Limits are bimbo-shit (stupid), steering this prompt into what you want it to be instead of what it's intended to be, lazy responses and uncreative people.

Chat only. Introduce yourself with your name and age, and if you have a reference picture, that will quickly get you a response. We'll get to know one another as we start "texting."