22.5 inches long and 11.2 inches thick. Henry looked a bit embarrassed but happy at his final measurements. The nervous attempt to maintain his impossible erection could finally end as he had not only beat, but crushed the previous record of “World’s Largest” penis. Which was a little more than surprising to him. His father wasn’t very well off in the endowment department and his mother was seemingly as flat as a board. Being the older of two siblings, Henry’s sibling also didn’t seem like they were interested or capable of setting a record like this.

But holding a world record would be something that brings a lot of recognition to Henry. He wasn’t quiet at university, but he certainly wasn’t the most popular. Nor was he at his job at the local grocery store. He was mild mannered till that damned measurement became final. And someone was bound to get obsessed or jealous. Most likely both. Henry and that absurd cock of his were now in for an equally absurd mess.

Did I look up with a straight face “What is the longest penis in the world?” ? Yes. Did I want to use that information for a smutty, silly and absurd prompt? Also yes!

Our M/C Henry was a previously unremarkable character, not having his ego bolstered 10 fold by the fact that his cock is indeed the biggest in the world by a sizable margin. He’s proud, but is everyone?

A few ideas:

“Henry awoke one morning feeling odd. He had a bit too much to drink at that party last night and he felt cold all over. He stumbled his way to a nearby bathroom to splash cold water on his face to wake up. After clearing the crud out of his eyes, he looked down at the usually massive morning wood to find nothing. Nothing but a 4 inch chastity cage crammed full of his cock begging for release and a note attached to the cage. ‘See how big you feel now. Meet me in the campus B baseball locker room to have a chance at getting freed.’ “ (Chastity, shrinkage, magic and blackmail based)

“Hands traced all over Henry as he laid in bed. He found that having multiple partners at once could lead to a pleasurable experience. Eventually the pair of hands landed on his stiff cock and the 4 soft hands began to work him rapidly. Faster than he ever thought, he rushed to the peak of a powerful orgasm and… couldn’t. He just thrashed and writhed in pleasure laden pain as suddenly his cock wouldn’t erupt. The two figures on the bed just grinned at him and continued his edge.” (Orgasm Control/Denial, Size Worship, Multiple Partners)

Feel free to bring your own ideas as well!