I know you’ve heard of five star hotels, we all have. They’re super nice, in prime locations, with attention to detail that goes beyond all expectations. With those five stars comes a five dollar sign price tag though too and so that’s why I’ve never stayed at one and I imagine you haven’t either.

I remember years ago when agri-tourism started and thinking that was a crazy idea but it’s seemed to work so who was I to guide the newest tourism trend…

sexBNBs, as they got dubbed, started to pop up secretly at first but then slowly started to become more knowledgeable. sexBNBs are just like normal AirBNBs but the twist is that they’re specifically made for fucking — waterproof sheets, toy collections, tripods and ring lights, sex dungeons, and more. Just like stars at hotels, these sexBNBs got X rating with three X’s being the best equipped. Unlike the five star hotels though, the price was reasonable. Some places even had a special deal, how hot the sex was that you had in the house (of course there were hidden cameras), the cheaper the nightly charge. Those willing to be really kinky could even find themselves getting a credit on their card for their stay, it really started to revolutionize travel!

————————— So that leaves us. Where are we traveling to? What X rating do we book? What kinks are we making sure the sexBNB can accommodate? Let’s have some fun (and maybe include a bigger group than just two). I’m near limitless (sounds and vomit) and hope you are too! Central time zone. PM preference for roleplaying but chat is fine for initial outreach.