If you’re reading this, you probably know where this is going: I’m looking for a fan of Netflix’s The Witcher to play the Jaskier to my Geralt, and to join me in writing some silly, raunchy, banter-heavy shenanigans!

Why would Geralt stuff Jaskier, you ask? I can think of a ton of reasons:

Jaskier is horny, and Geralt has to shut him up. A keen man like Jaskier surely knows the power of enticing a strong man to pump him full of seed, and maybe he isn’t expecting Geralt to agree so enthusiastically.

Jaskier gets stuck somewhere, and Geralt has fun. It’s probably Jaskier’s fault, let’s be honest. Geralt decides that some teasing is in order.

It’s an accident! Maybe the boys are snuggling for warmth, and Jaskier’s hole is simply too warm, too ready, so Geralt’s meat slips in by accident. Oh no!

A modern AU! Not a sexy prompt unto itself, but would enjoy playing out any of these antics in an urban setting.

Yes, these are all a little silly, but we can plot something together. Please be interested in some character-driven writing, and feel free to bring ideas of your own!

Kinks: kissing; cum and spit (spitting on body, into mouth); multiple orgasms; excessive cum; hair-pulling and breath play; verbal partners; name-calling; footjobs; breeding talk (but not mpreg!); name-calling; body hair (minimal to dense); underwear; clothed man/naked man; spanking; cock-slapping; gagging during head; facials; creampies; begging; gangbangs; large cocks on both tops and bottoms; size comparison; tops outsizing bottoms; dom-bottoming; orientation play; bi threesomes; sleep play.

Limits: non-con; feminization; body fluids other than cum and spit; age play; race play; chastity; mpreg; sph.

Other meta: I write in third person (present- or past-tense is fine!) and would like partners who do the same. I only roleplay on Discord or here on Reddit.

Message me with your age and your favorite sex position so I know you read this far, and let’s have some fun!