Some bitter asshole went through the sub in the middle of the night and reported nine of your posts as "involutary pornography and I appear in it", among other things. This prompted reddit to remove two of your posts and suspend your account. Please visit reddit.com/appeal, and let them know you were a victim of targeted harassment.

I reported all of the posts that asshole unfairly reported as "Abusing the report button" and requested they action the person abusing the reddit reporting system instead of you. Unfortunately, some of the admins at reddit can't wait to action NSFW posters, and you were caught up in their net of virtue signaling.

Feel free to let them know that the admins of this sub can clearly see that every dick in each of the posts was a different shape, size, and color, so unless that "person" that reported you is a shape-shifter, they couldn't possibly be all of those dicks.

On another note, that many reports heading to reddit puts an onerous workload on the mods of this subreddit. Why the fuck are you (the reporter) such a huge asshole?

Reposted to fix title tag.