Just replace Latvian with TI and is encapsulate our tribulations:

Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all the family have gone Siberia. “More bread for me!” Think man. But inside bread is worm.

Latvian horse walk into bar. Why the long face say bartender? Horse say “my family dead, my friends tortured, and I’m being shipped off to glue factory tomorrow.”

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is gangstalker! He can torture anyone he want!” Say first Latvian. “Zo?” Second say “my son is farmer, he can have any potato he want!” Third Latvian think hard, then say “my son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow, you are win us.” Say others, but all feel sad.

What are one human right say to other human right? - premise ridiculous, who have two human rights?

Two TI’s look at clouds. One see human rights, the other see impossible dream. Is same cloud.

Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potato and dead son body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potato or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.

One day Latvian man hear knock on door. Man ask “who?” Respond “is human rights man, I come to give human rights.” Man very excite and open door. Is not human rights man, is secret police.

What you call a TI that sent to prison? On vacation!

Let’s hear your ti/latvian jokes!