Dear men of slutty Reddit,

I know you don’t come here to read, but I’m still looking…. Stalk my profile; it gives you a pretty good idea of what you’re dealing with

I’m shooting for the stars; I want what I want. New wishlist: Someone (student, intern, apprentice etc…) who is here for a year or so (built-in expiration date). Basically someone who doesn’t want to be on the dating apps. If we vibe as friends and sexually, I’d like to put the sexual part of our lives on cruise control while we focus on the other parts (you curing cancer, me curing my fat)

I’m not looking for a relationship (I don’t care if you leave the toilet seat up, your pants are on the floor, or you check out every hot chick you see, have at it), but I do also want the friends part along with the benefits. . Needle 🤝 haystack. Is there anyone out there??

OG post 👉🏻 Confession time…. I had a couple of good opps when I posted the first time but I fucked up. I cockblocked myself because I’m uncomfy with my weight and wanted to wait to meet. Can I actually get out of my own way this time?? Idk…. To cockblock, or not to cockblock, that is the question (waves hand, or whatever Shakespeare wrote)

I’m fat (for context, I’m tall… mid-200s; goal weight is around 170) Personally, not a fan but I want you to love it! Cum for the chubb, stay for the sense of humor. I only want guys who are into bigger women and are local. However, I’m working on losing the weight. There’s no height requirement, there’s an IQ prerequisite, but no height requirement. My age range preference is 30s, but I’m open. I would like it to be a casual ongoing thing

Dealbreakers: • Lying—about your relationship status-no marrieds or opens etc.. (Besides the obvious, I just want someone who has open availability) your age, or anything else • There are two more deal-breakers (and a secret third one that only revealed itself recently) we can discuss via message

I’m an open book—ama but • I’m a woman • Not a content seller • Not a bot/scammer

…. About me and my expectations: I would like to talk on the phone before meeting. I’m single, but can’t host for a couple of months (I’ll explain—it’s not anything bad or relationship-based)

Please be normal about this. I’m a confident, smart(ish) and chill person who has never struggled with attracting or maintaining connections with guys. Besides my current weight, I struggle with showing vulnerability. So, I’m tackling those two issues head-on with this post and experience. I don’t need to be gassed up about the weight issue—my feelings won’t magically change on the matter. I do want you to enjoy it tho (and I’ll be able to really enjoy you enjoying it, so no worries there!)

I basically want to turn my negative into a shared positive. Want me to wear certain things, go certain places, etc? Perfect! If you have some struggles you want to tackle, cool…. Or if you just want to mess around with a (get it before it’s gone) fat chick, that’s cool to. I still want to do the things from my previous post (check that out). Let’s check all our inhibitions at the door and have a blast, until one or both of us decides to call it. Then we can part ways on excellent terms

Just be yourself. Nothing will impress me more than that. Things that dudes think will impress me don’t; conversely, things that don’t seem impressive or interesting are what capture my attention

Thanks for reading my novel (there will be a pop quiz tomorrow). If you’ve made it this far, you’re already way ahead of the curve. Message me and and let’s see if our interests