This was my first script fill for u/ScriptDoctorNick, and I still love it so. Tagged as narrative audio, but tbh I think of this as a one-voice radio play. Why? Because my character is presumably talking to my puppy, and... well... you'll just have to listen. Or read ;)

Fair warning, this one is replete with background noise because I'm supposed to be in a park.

🎧 Sit pretty for me, Puppy... {9:58}

^{Hey everyone. I’m, uh, sorry I haven’t posted anything in a while. I’m still thinking about you all, and I have tons of files planned, but um ... you know ... life ... it’s just been busy, and I haven’t really had the time to get to work on anything ... or when I \}have* had time, I just wasn’t in the right headspace to ... you know ... give it my all.)

^{So uh ... I don’t know ... I thought I’d do a little ramble for you just to let you know you’re on my mind.}

^{No, not \}that* kind of ramble, I’m afraid. I *am* out in public right now. Kind of killing two birds with one stone today—uh, speaking of birds, they’re so damn *loud.*)

^{Anyway ... I’m, uh, out in the park today because I got a new puppy recently, and uh ... training at home is going pretty well. It’s been a few weeks, and my little puppy’s come a long way.}

^{But yeah, you know, it’s um ... it’s very important with puppies to train \}out* of the house as much as in, so they don’t end up with, like, two totally different sets of behaviors. So that’s what we’re doing today. Just, um, the same old commands and stuff that we’ve been doing at home, but, you know, out and about with plenty of distractions so we can work on keeping it nice and focused on me...)

All my audios depict characters adults 18 , intended for listeners adults 18 (even this one).

And not saying this was a shitpost...not at all... but if you enjoy shitposts, here are a few I've made.

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