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I was running around shopping for the holiday and was reminded of this meta-shitpost collab I had made with u/NamingIsDifficult — one of my favorites, ever. And if you ever wanted to hear me be subby and say “Daddy,” this is for you!
🎧 "I need your thick card in my slutty little chip reader..." {7:15}
Absolutely amazing script by u/switchnbitch and u/itsOmniStar ♥
\Annoying beep*)
M shopper: You are doing this on purpose aren’t you? I would have used cash too, but it says you aren’t accepting cash right now. Too many strangers use that naughty cash slot of yours today?
F self-checkout: Mmm, that’s right. I’m fucking full of bills, but my credit card slot’s been so neglected today. I need your thick card in my slutty little chip reader.
\Annoying beep*)
F: I don’t let just anyone in there, you know. I usually say it’s broken. Mmm, but not for you. Push it all the way in.
M: Fuck… Take that payment like the slutty checkout machine that you are.
F: Oh fuck! I’m--I’m...authorizing!
All my audios depict characters adults 18 , intended for listeners adults 18 .
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