I was admiring writers performing on this subreddit as of late and remembered this one time I collaborated on a FM4 with writer friend u/eatsthewholeass, a.k.a. ETWA. This script is by me.

Premise: During the pandemic stay-at-home order of 2020 in the surburbs... we find a software engineer sunning himself on a lounge chair, dozing. His neighbor, a content writer for a website, has recently moved in next door. The scene opens with her trying to get her neighbor’s attention to help her with something in the yard. Naughtiness ensues.

🎧 “Be a Good Neighbor” FM4A version {14:10}

Or if you prefer: F4-only version {8:54}

^{F: Uh, yeah, movies... And well, you know, other online entertainment. What can I say, I’m a single girl.}

^{M: Right... I think I know what you mean.}

^{F: What? No, not that! I mean, sometimes that. But….. OK, I can’t believe I’m telling my new neighbor this, but you’ll find out later anyway because I can get loud. I have a long-distance “friend with benefits” and, um, we get together online sometimes.}

^{Oh gosh, can’t believe I just told you that. This house arrest is chipping away at my social boundaries big time!}

^{M: Uh, nothing wrong with that. So… since you brought it up… what do you guys do? Like mutual masturbation kind of thing?}

^{F: Yes… like I might do a strip tease for him, enjoying his reaction. Or sometimes he’ll do one for me and I cheer him on. Or I might put on a show for him, with my toys… that kind of thing. Then we finish off, watching each other and, you know, appreciating.}

Back story: At the beginning of the unfortunate event in our recent history that is COVID-19, I penned this collab script and offered it in April 2020. More recently, writer friend u/eatsthewholeass mentioned he was curious about the collab recording experience, to which I said, “Well... so happens I need to borrow a voice, like right now!”

I hope you like the story. :)

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