Yes, sir. I understand why I'm here, in front of my instructors here at the Academy. It's about my response during the Kobayashi Maru test yesterday. And yes, I realize the gravity of the situation.

But on the other hand, the plan was supposed to be for me to wash out of Starfleet this morning, and to have been on a shuttle home right now. The only reason I'm here is because you want to hear my side of what happened yesterday. And why it worked.

Obviously, I had nothing to lose yesterday. We all know I'm not traditional Star Fleet material. I only made it into the academy because of who my father is. My grades here have been good, but there's been some problems with my extracurricular activities. Sex. Gambling. Sexy gambling. Gambling on sex. Gambling with sex. Not really anything that the typical cadet might not have dabbled in occasionally. I just happened to dabble in it every night.

When I found out I was going home, I almost decided to cancel the test. Getting my ass handed to me by a bunch of Klingon D-7s wasn't how I wanted to mark being kicked out of the academy. So that's when I decided to celebrate my pending departure by winning instead.

I wasn't sure how, of course. I had kind of expected to lose, just like all cadets. But I started poking around a little, and came across something. It was a longshot, but I had nothing to lose, right?

So yesterday, I walk into the holodeck with the other cadets assigned to me. They already knew I was being kicked out, and seemed disappointed that I'd actually showed up. I was just wasting their time. But when the program started, they followed my orders well enough. They took the ship into the Neutral Zone when I told them to.

Then, of course, the Klingons showed up. We tried to hail them. They didn't answer, but they had to be listening... and watching.

Their weapons started powering up, and the cadets started bracing themselves for explosions. So I did what I had to do.

I keyed up some sexy music from the command chair and started dancing.

Full Script Here

I wrote this several years ago, within a few months of starting writing erotic fiction online. This was actually a prequel to an exceptionally lewd story I had written about this character, whose name is actually Elektra "Ellie" Halliday. I actually like this prequel story a lot better. The original story was an overly long story about the now Ensign on board her father's ship and finding no one wants to bang the Captain's daughter, so having to try to satisfy herself on the holodeck and the disaster that happens when she experiments with breaking a certain taboo. I'm not sure if I still consider that story "canon" to Ellie's life. I do kind of want to explore her adventures later on though.

I see this as taking place around the time as Voyager or perhaps after, but not too far after. I'm not sure how this works into the in-universe history of the simulation for the Prime timeline. I know that in the Kelvin timeline, the simulation was designed by Spock, so that wouldn't work for this story.

If anyone wishes to record this, please feel free to make any changes you wish.