It should surprise no one that I'd be the first to put a shitpost on here. To be clear, I did get mod approval (from the nice one, u/fischji; the other one would definitely have said No).

This offer comes from the perverse brilliant mind of u/stray__thoughts and is basically an extended “How is prangent formed?” entry. You can look that up on YouTube if you haven't seen it. The “script” not lengthy, so I include the text below. :)

🎧 Am I preganate?? {2:21}

^{Dear interweb advice calumny,}

^{How is gregnant formed? I ask of you this because the other night my best friend and I were discussing preganancy, and I all of a sudden am realize that I of experienced many of these symptomes by my first hand and now I am worry that I too have becomed pargnant.}

^{What's moreover is that I recently am lying in bed and was rubbed against some of my old stuffies, and I think one of them may have got me preghat by accident. it wasn't his fault I swer! I don't know if that's how preganate work so I am ask you your advice.}

^{And also my friends and I were last week in the attic playing with a Luigi Board and the words formed that one of us would soon be pre-gnat what does is the meaning of these prediction do you think? I have yet to consult a medical doctorate, but I am a convince of this is an inconvertible proof of pregananant.}

^{Finally, today I and my friends ordered and ated some pizzas and I felt very stuffed afterwards, but I was not 100% sure if this was due to because of the food or my gregnant that I felt so big and swollen.}

^{Anyway, my brother who is a total jerk btw lol commented that I "looked prengant" and so I am very worry about this right now, please advice me. Thank you!}

^{P.S. How I get my stuffies pregante?}

Another shitpost, from the same author: Bored JOI {8:02}

Please, for the love of God, don't download these anywhere! :)