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[F4M] [Script Offer] Chow Found [Military] [Science Fiction] [Monster Girl] [Cooking] [Birthday] [First Time] [Spaceship] [Narrative] [Don't Fuck With Military Property]
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Iā€™m that bitch that works in the shipā€™s galley.

I mean it literally Iā€™ve got wolf DNA mixed in with my human DNA, thanks to a lot of genetic engineering and being grown in a vat. They created my kind to fight in the wars, but then by interplanetary treaty chimera creatures like me were banned from combat duty. I think it was mainly out of fear of how powerful we could be. But honestly, other than some enhanced senses, my non-human DNA didnā€™t get me anything other than trouble. I could pass for human pretty easily, which is more than I can say for some of the supposedly fully human grunts I cook for.

And no, I do not go into heat. I donā€™t have more than two breasts, or any of the other stupid questions I get asked.

Anyway, the military still owns me and a bunch of other various hybrids like myself. Theyā€™re forbidden from destroying us, so they put us to work doing non-combat duties. So like I said, Iā€™m that bitch that works in the shipā€™s galley. I cook food for a military spaceship, and I do a pretty good job of it. As I mentioned before, I have enhanced senses. I can easily smell when food has gone bad, which is a concern on these long missions. You canā€™t have half the ship sick with food poisoning when youā€™re about to go into battle. Or supplies can get pretty low, especially as supply lines get disrupted. Sometimes you just have to find an Earth-like planet and scrounge for food there. Between my nose and my taste buds I can tell what a human can tolerate, even if Iā€™m able to eat a wider range of foods. Just because Iā€™ve got canine DNA and an especially enhanced digestive system, it doesnā€™t mean I donā€™t have a refined palate. Iā€™m a naturally good cook, and if I were fully human and not owned by the military, Iā€™d like to think I could be a chef.

The crew are mostly dicks to cook for, They donā€™t appreciate the food I make for them, and of course thereā€™s the jokes. ā€œHey, could you fetch me some fresh coffee?ā€ Then thereā€™s the constant use of ā€œWhoā€™s a good girl?ā€ Or, my personal least favorite ā€œWhatā€™s that, Lassie? Timmy fell into a black hole?ā€

I still make them good and often great food out of whatever crap I have to work with. But mainly I make it for my own self-fulfillment rather than their happiness. Itā€™s a challenge to combine some weird roots found on one world with mystery meat from another, combined with spices I carefully hoarded since we last had a proper supply delivery. Iā€™ll take the fact that they keep coming back for seconds even as they claim their moms could make it better as a win though.

And, theyā€™re not all bad. Likeā€¦ one of the privates that came on board during the last time we were at a base.


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More science fiction military stuff from me, and I've basically got more space sci-fi saved up to post. It's basically a romance, but also the world they live in is kind of a dystopia, not just for the war but also for how they treat her kind on many levels.

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