For the record, I am a cyborg. Technically half-human, and half android. It’s, um… complicated. But when your mother can warp reality with her powers, a lot is possible. Even the impossible.

I can see this confirmed what you already suspected. My mother is the Scarlet Witch. Maybe it’s my mastery of hexes and related magic, or the costume that looks like hers, or the red hair. Or that my name is Petra, which obviously is a tribute to my uncle.

And my father was The Vision. Please don’t ask me for the details of my conception because the math doesn’t work out. Although I am eighteen. I experienced eighteen years of life, although just not all in this universe or in the present.

But here I am, ready to help you in fights and to be a part of the next generation of Avengers. At least when I’m not dropping my guard and letting the bad guy sneak up behind me. Maybe I could have phased at the last second. But I didn’t have to. You attacked him first and then I was able to finally compose myself and help take him down.

Now that they are locked up, and we’re back at the dorm, we can relax. Although I’ve been thinking. Professor Parker said I need to come up with… what was it he said? A made-up name. I still haven’t come up with mine yet, although most of you had yours since you were much younger than me.

I had an idea today, though. I was thinking I could choose a name that combines my magical and technological heritage. Just as my real name pays heritage to my uncle, my made-up name would pay tribute to my parents.

I think I will call myself… Hex Machine.

Why are you laughing?

Wait. I think I understand now. There is a similarity to the term “sex machine,” which is an artificial item designed to engage in sexual acts with someone.

I can see from your reaction that is exactly why you laughed. You weren’t laughing at me. Just at the idea of my name’s proximity to a device for granting erotic pleasure.

However, it occurs to me that I could be such a device, if you wanted...

Full Script Here

The main character is a variant from some timeline where Wanda and Vision had a daughter. There's been a lot of timeline and time travel since then. Now she's in the MCU or at least something close to it, and part of a new generation of Avengers sometime in the future. I haven't had a chance to see the last few MCU movies, so perhaps they're definitely not in the main MCU universe.

I tried to make the main character a mix of her parents, with Vision's not-quite-humanness and Wanda's "I've seen way too much horrible stuff to be normal." Hopefully I succeeded a bit, but then again I already had a mental image of the character as I wrote this.

Alternate titles considered included: Hex Machine and Premarital Hex because I love wordplay and puns. I don't know if the current title works or not, but at least I have one for the moment.

This script bears a lot of similarity to a script I wrote about a female transformer that also chose an unfortunate nickname, which of course led to sex. That was a while ago though, and I think this story does a much better job with the idea. Plus I just found the idea of a mostly human-looking cyborg that looked a lot like Wanda and the actress that played her irresistible.

Anyone that wants to should feel free to change this however they wish, including removing kinks, deleting or adding to the text, renaming the script, or whatever.

I welcome comments, but please don't tag anyone else in them. I'd love to have this performed, but only if the performer finds it themselves and makes their own independent call on whether to fill it.

Thanks for reading.