A writing prompt/request by u/Daliah_Sweet caught my eye the other day, and I thought I'd try to fill it. If you're not interested in hearing how it evolved, feel free to skip down to the other side of the line, where you'll find the link. I was initially going to adapt this as a F4M script, since that's what I'm most comfortable with writing. I ended up deciding to write both sides of dialogue, and that's when I realised that the F4M would have all the sexy noises, while the M4F would contain all the interesting dialogue. I might still split them, if there's enough interest in that, but I love how the dialogue flows so much more naturally than you can have in a one-sided script. So now it's a MF collab script. Hope you enjoy it.

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Summary for performers:

M: The male character is a door-to-door salesman who is good at his job, but an inordinate proportion of his sales are personal massage aids.  He has a kink for seducing lonely housewives by performing massage demonstrations while their husbands are at work, and he times his own work day accordingly.  But he’s the consummate professional, even when doing things that would probably earn him a reprimand.  That’s why I wrote him as someone who rarely breaks character, even when he’s ecstatic inside.

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F: The female character is a lonely housewife who is feeling emotionally and sexually neglected by her husband.  She spends all day cooking and cleaning exhaustively.  Meanwhile, he’s so stressed out at work that he just comes home to unwind, and isn’t attentive to her, even to the standard of the 1960’s. He’s certainly never made her orgasm before.  She loves him (or thinks she does), and doesn’t mean to fool around behind his back, but things get out of hand when she gets attention from the handsome salesman in his suit and tie.  The only general performance note is to consider being generous with moans and groans during the foot and thigh massages to draw them out, if they are feeling rushed.

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Summary for listener:

It’s the early 1960’s, and a door-to-door salesman pays a visit to a lonely housewife.  She’s unimpressed with most of his wares, but one mysterious item catches her eye – a ”Handheld Vibration Masseuse”.

Find the full script here.