I’ve posted a few scripts at GWA, but this is my first time trying over here.

It was pointed out recently that there was a dearth of outdoorsy F4M scripts. The following is my attempt to remedy that.

The script can be found here or below on this post. I hope that this finds an audience who enjoys it, and as always any feedback is welcomed.

Suggested SFX and ambient noises are in [brackets]. Vocal and tonal suggestions are in (parentheses). Please add improv, make minor alterations, and do whatever else is needed to make this your own style.

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[Crickets, outdoor nighttime noises and a crackling campfire can be used as ambient SFX]

Ok. Good night. See you in the morning.

And there they go. Off to their tent to fuck or cuddle or both and leave us here like a couple of third wheels.

Yeah, I know that would be third and fourth, but those would be paired so the metaphor breaks down. (Snarkily) Thanks for explaining it though.I’m just a silly girl, and I can't count all the way up to four.

No. That wasn’t really fair to you. It’s just—

When my brother said let’s go camping, I pictured something different. And maybe it was back when we first started planning it, but then he started dating my best friend.

It’s not like I don’t want them each to date people and be happy, but come on dude, she’s been my best friend forever. Hell, I made out with her long before he ever did. (Laughs)

What? Do you not ever kiss your guy friends? That’s so boring. Kissing is the mildest thing we’ve done. If you don’t eat each other out are you even best friends? (Laughs)

What? Oh. Right. That’s your sister. You probably don’t want to know that much detail of her life. Sorry.

No, I get that. It makes sense. It’s not like you’re being like my brother. He has some rather outdated notions about needing to protect his little sister and keep her chaste. Meanwhile, he’s got no problem fucking somebody else’s little sister. He seems to conveniently forget that i’m a grown woman who can and does make her own decisions.

(Frustrated and dismissive) Ugh. Anyway. I’m just annoyed because I thought this trip would be something else, but they’re off on their own half the time. That’s nothing against you. You’re fine. More than fine. Uh. I mean, you’re enjoyable to be around. Not too hard on the eyes either, if i’m being honest. I just had a picture of how things should be in my head, and I need to adapt.

You’re right. We have had some pretty good times out here.

(Reminiscing and laughing) No. No. Hold on. Did it ever occur to you that maybe I wanted the marshmallow for my s’more to look like Anakin on Mustafar? I happen to think that lighting them on fire briefly gives them the perfect inside with a little crispy shell. And what about you trying to roast hot dogs? You’d try to hold them over the fire, but they were just bouncing up and down and up and down at the end of the stick you were trying to use. How many did you end up dropping into the fire? Three? For your girlfriend’s sake, I hope you normally handle your meat a little better than that.

Oh, you don’t have one? (Thpughtfully) That’s a shame. (Shaking out of it and rushing over words) Anyway. I want a drink; do you want a drink?

Well, we’re camping, so I believe your choices for a nightcap are beer or beer.

Beer it is. An excellent choice.

[beers being opened]

So, what’s going on with the lack of girlfriend? I thought you and Traci? Stacey? I thought you and what's her face were going to be together forever.

Oh. No, I never knew she was like that. I’m so sorry. If she treated you like that, then you’re better off without her.

So what do you think? Are my brother and your sister going to be together long term? They certainly spend all their time mooning over each other now. (Laughing) Do you think they’ll get married? Would that make us related?

Sort of? That’s very helpful.

I can’t believe there’s a name for that. Actually I can. There’s a name for everything. I cam’t believe you knew the name without having to look it up. You’d be my co-brother-in-law, huh? Weird.

(Silly) “What are you doing, co-brother-in-law?” No. That doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it? (Laughs)

(Hinting) You know, it’s getting kind of late and it’s getting chilly.

Yeah? You think so too? You’re going to bed?

(Confused/disappointed) Oh. Yeah, i’ll see you in the morning too.

[his tent zips, steps as she moves to her tent then goes in and zips the tent]

Well that sucked.

[lying down on sleeping bag]

Why’d he have to be so hot though? And sweet? Now I’m all worked up and frustrated.

[breath changes as hand slips under the waistband and begins masturbating. Add any improv to extend length if wanted]

Oh. He looked so good.

I wanted his hands all over me.

Touching me.

Fingering me. Instead of making me do this myself.

He just went to bed like he didn’t even know I was–

[stops masturbating, catching breath]

Aww no. He didn’t even realize. He missed all the hints.

That sweet, oblivious boy.

Well, there’s only one thing to do then.

[Unzips tent, steps, tapping on his tent]

(Loud whisper) Hey! Hey! You up?

[tent unzips]

Hey, so i’m going to take a walk. Wanna go with me, or are you going to let a young woman go walking in the dark woods all alone?

You don’t have a flashlight? How did you go camping without bringing a flashlight? You’ve got a phone, don’t you? Good, and i’ve got a flashlight, so we have plenty of light. Let’s go.

[walking through the forest]

Thanks for coming with me. I needed to get out here, figure some things out, you know.

What did I need to figure out? Nature things. Mating habits mostly.

What? Yes, i’m serious.

No, not any forest creatures. I’m trying to figure you out. I was flirting with you and trying hint about needing to go to bed, and you quite literally just went to bed.

Hold on. Hold on. Stop walking for a second. You’re telling me that you weren’t sure if I was sending signals or not and you were too afraid of being wrong, so you just said nothing?

(Sigh of resignation)

[A strong kiss that leaves no question to his mind about her intentions]

There. (Laughing/playful) That should remove any doubt, but since I thought things were clear earlier and you didn’t get the hint, maybe I should be even clearer: I am interested in you. I would like to kiss you and I would like to have sex with you. Right now.

Was that clear enou—

[Surprised by a hard, passionate kiss]

Mmm.

There’s the response i’ve been looking for.

[more kissing]

No. We don’t need to go back to the tent. Right here. Right now.

[more kissing, belt unbuckling]

Oh my. Look at that cock. You’re so hard for me already, and so nice and thick. Can I put it in my mouth?

I thought you’d like that idea.

[blowjob sounds. Add any improv sounds or dirty talk in addition if you desire]

Your cock tastes so good.

Mmhmm. You like me on my knees, down here on the forest floor for you?

Looking up at you with your cock in my mouth.

Taking it deep down my throat.

Mmm. Get your phone.

Mhmm. Take a picture of me sucking this beautiful cock.

You can send it to whatshername. I know she never sucked your cock this good.

I bet she misses this dick.

Too bad. It’s all mine now.

Oh, you pulsed in my my mouth when I said that. You like me getting possessive about your cock?

Your big

Thick

Delicious

Cock?

I think you do. And I think if I don’t stop, i’m going to end up making you cum before you fuck me. I can’t have that.

[blowjob stops]

Why thank you, how polite of you to offer me your hand to help me up—

Oh. That was a way to get me up then pin me against this tree with my arms over my head. That was clever. And hot.

[kissing]

Mmm. You’ve got my arms pinned against the tree with one hand. What are you going to do with the other?

[Gasp]

Yes. Slide your hand in my pants. Feel how wet I am for you.

Fuck. Fuck me with your fingers.

Yes. Just like that.

Oh god. Just like that.

What? I should be more quiet? (In a halting voice through the moaning) You’re holding me against a tree and fingering me. I think quiet is out of the question right now.

Yeah? How are you going to make me be quiet?

[sucking as his fingers are pushed into her mouth]

Mmm. My pussy tastes so good.

[more sucking]

Yes sir. I’ll be more quiet.

[more sucking]

What did I say? I said i’d be more quiet.

Oh the other part? I said yes sir. Did you like it when I called you that…sir?

Oh. Please just take them off. Pull them down and fuck me.

[add any sounds, extra dirty talk improv, moans desired to next portion]

Yes. Keep me here against this tree while you [moan on insertion] while you fuck me.

You didn’t think sitting around a campfire tonight was going to lead to this, did you?

Just think, you almost missed out on the tightest

Wettest

Pussy you’ve ever had.

All because you didn’t get the hints.

Mmm. But you know now.

Yes, you know now, don’t you sir?

You know I needed you and this.

So fucking bad.

You like slamming into my tight pussy out here in the woods?

Holding me up against a tree.

Wild.

Feral.

Primal.

Yes. Claim my pussy, sir.

Claim it and fill it with your cum.

I want you to cum with me.

Cum with me.

[moaning and other noises reach peak then wind down after orgasm]

Well this camping trip certainly got more interesting. I’m going to have to go for walks more often. (Laughs)

[kiss]

You ready to head back to camp? Your tent or mine?