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You are a missionary for an unnamed christian splinter group and ring another doorbell to bring the residents of this flat the good news of Jesus H. Christ the lord and saviour. But things don't develop according to plan: First a girl only dressed in a towel opens the door, and then she and her clumsy room-mate spill sauce all over your suit...
Jackie: Oh, no! All over our guest! What the f-... heck Max?
Max: Oh no, I'm sorry! All over your suit! It's all my fault!
Max: I kinda shoved her and she dumped everything in your lap!
Max: Let me rub it out! [begins rubbing listeners crotch]
Jackie: That wont help, we have to wash it right this instant with a lot of salt, or the suit is ruined!
Max: [rubs more violently] I can do it!
Jackie: It's got cranberry juice and red wine in it!
Max: Oh no! Let us help undress you then! [slows down rubbing then stops]
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Oh, I'm over 18, the intended audience is over 18, all the people in this script are over 18. Change wording how you feel comfortable, (flip the gender of the performer if you want, you probably have to rework a lot for that, tho improvise as long as the story and tone still are in the same vein, if you want to monetize it somewhere like with youtube ads that's ok but don't put it behind a paywall, and if you use the script please comment and post your audio with a link to the reddit post where you found it. Oh, yeah and credit me for the script, lol. Thanks! Yeah don't put a reddit link on youtube, justcredit me as "Courage\S
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