This is a crosspost from here: LINK (I thought it's sunday, the day of the lord, so why not posting this into the scriptguild finally.)

This might maybe offensive for catholics, cardinals, religious people in general and Dan Brown fans, idk.

No gendered descriptions for the listener. Only physical description is that the listener is physically "larger" than the performer. The listener is getting called Professor, Good Professor, Naughty Professor and Angel

The listener is a world famous archeology detective and on the case of the holy footnail of a saint. But somehow they and their plucky bombshell of an assistent get stuck in vatican city. A lot of things are stuck metaphorically and literally in this story. There is only one way out.

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[groaning and huffing of effort] No... that... doesn't seem to work, you are slipping. ... Don't pull my legs, that doesn't work.

[out of breath] Grab my skirt at both sides, that way you can hold your grip.

There is no SFX needed, but you can add them if you want. (High heels on marble, echo for the big room, italian street noises from the outside... knock yourself out.) Wordcount: 1600-ish

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LINK TO SCRIPT! <<<<<<<

^{Change wording how you feel comfortable, (flip the gender of the performer if you want, you probably have to rework a lot for that, tho improvise as long as the story and tone still are in the same vein, if you want to monetize it somewhere like with youtube ads that's ok but don't put it behind a paywall, and if you use the script please comment and post your audio with a link to the reddit post where you found it. Oh, yeah and credit me for the script, lol. Thanks! Yeah don't put a reddit link on youtube, just credit me as "Courage\}Soup on Reddit" there.)