A Holiday Surprise

Scenario: The listener and his gf have agreed to host a stranger who doesn’t have anywhere to go for the holiday, but as it turns out, their guest isn’t a stranger at all…

Characters

EX - Ex-Girlfriend. The breakup was for reasons that have remained a mystery, but clearly she still has kind of a thing for the listener. Competitive af.

NG - New Girlfriend. Kind of a successful, buttoned down, uptight, domme type. Secretly a freak, but a good GF. Competitive af.

Note - The holiday is “Christmas” but it could really be any holiday where people get together. I left most of the specifics out beyond eating dinner.

EX - Excuse me! Did you seriously just call me slutty? Again?

NG - Well, if the shoe fits lace that bitch up. Your dress is so short that if you bend the wrong way we can tell the color of your underwear.

EX - Slut shaming me for how I dress? Really? Wow, that’s classy. You know what…you give off the Good Religious Girl vibes but you talk like a whore right off the corner.

NG - How fucking dare you talk to me this way in my own house!

EX - Well, if you’re feeling jealous you could always tell me to leave. Then your man would be safe from my evil wiles. And you wouldn’t feel quite so threatened, would you? [laughs]

NG - Enough! You talk a good game but I wonder…can your ass keep up with your mouth?

EX - Now things are getting interesting. You’re not as insecure as I thought. What did you have in mind?

NG - Well, you mentioned competition. So what if we had our own little contest, right here. I mean…its a little unorthodox but it sure beats this juvenile argument.

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