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[M4A] Stallion Reserve: Now Hiring! [Comedy] [Job Interview] [Mutual Masturbation] [Speaker Orgasm] [Special Ingredient]
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Misunderstood the job? Well, I admit I don’t know much about how wineries work. But why do you say Stallion Reserve is different from other wineries?

There have been shenanigans on Twitter, and you know what that means: a completely ridiculous script. Originally inspired by this tweet which was inspired by a conversation that I think originated with talking about setting semen on fire? I'm not totally clear on the chain of events. In any case, at 1000 words it is the shortest script I have ever written. If it makes you laugh (or at least shake your head in some sort of bewilderment) then I will consider it successful!

πŸ“ Here is the script in a google doc! Subject to change, because I haven't really checked it for typos or anything.

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DulcetDelirium

Sock_and_Sole

mister-tinkles

This script is a work of fiction copyrighted by the author. It was written by an adult, portraying adult characters, to be performed by an adult, for an audience of adults.

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