I'm sure this title has already been used for, like, every other roommate script on this godforsaken site, but hey, that Vine is a cultural institution, so here it is again.

Summary: You recently moved into a new place with a new, infuriatingly cold--but also extremely hot--enigma of a roommate. He’s been nothing but aloof and prickly towards you, but your heart… and other body parts can’t help but flutter at the sight of him. You, being human, relieve the suffocating sexual tension with a little nightly jerky turkey. And of course, in classic porno fashion, your roommate walks in on you, and sexytimes ensue.

Script here

This is my first script, so feel free to roast me lmao. I wrote this at 4 AM on nothing but reckless regret for every life choice leading up to this point, so... many things could be improved upon.

Anyway, I hope you horny people enjoy it! Do whatever you want with it, but just remember--they were roommates.