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Hello friends,
Have you ever wanted to live your life as a gnarly rebel soldier in the crazy outback of 'Straya? This one is for you then. Even if you have no accent, the lines should feed a wonderful accent to you, and really channel your inner Steve Irwin (RIP). To my favorite accent, I present to you this Aussie shitpost.
Mate, do you want a blowie? I haven't had my brekkie this morning so I could go for both the sanger and that cock.
Fair dinkum, this is going to be a piece of piss. Off with your daks!
Don't be a bludger, I have things to do mate.
Deadset!
Don't worry, I won't soil your Manchesters, much. They look quite nice, might I add. A little plaid, but I can't complain. Hides the stains well.
I might have to do this myself.
Crikey, this is a stiffy if I've ever seen one mate. Stoked to see a stranger?
Ya don't even have to take off your thongs. Actually, keep them on. Floor's kinda dirty.
Mmm, what a delicious snag.
When was the last time ya got a gobby?
Thanks for giving this a read through! I had LOTS of fun making this one for a certain individual who shall not be named. I love hearing feedback, comments, ideas, or anything you would like to talk about!
Disclaimer : All of my public works are free to use as you please, all I ask is that you credit me for the work, and if you are planning to use any of the works on subscription sites to please notify me and ask first before doing so! :)
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