Hand In (No) Glove

I'm back on my bullshit. I mean, good evening. New script for y'all.

I've had a bunch of new ideas recently, as well as some free time to write, but nothing's really coming together just yet. So, I decided to shelve that stuff and work on something completely absurd for a bit, instead. It could just be a case of needing to get the stupidity out of my system before I can get on with any other kind of writing. In any case, I present you with my second (yes, second) hand-related script.

This is an independent follow-up to "The Sinister Urge". This time around, our intrepid hand-holders find themselves at the centre of a lewd and illicit gathering...

"I have to say, I think it's really sweet that you're doing this together. Most people your age are still just beginning to figure themselves out at this point. It requires a lot of trust to let your partner touch hands with someone else, after all..."

Disclaimer: This is a fantasy post shitpost handpost written by an (alleged) adult. All characters and hands depicted are 18 or over. Performers are required by law to wear latex gloves while performing scripts of this nature. For your own safety, do not attempt to re-enact any part of what you are about to read here in real life.

No hands were harmed in the making of this script.

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SCRIPT: "Hand In (No) Glove"

(Knock on door, door opens) (Brightly) Oh, hi! Come in, come in! You two are just on time. Here, follow me into the living room. Feel free to grab some drinks off the tray.

Everyone, meet the latest additions to our little coven. They're a young couple who've been meaning to experiment with other hand-holders. What do you think? Aren't they just adorable? (Laughs sweetly) I agree. I think they're going fit right in.

I have to say, I think it's really sweet that you're doing this together. Most people your age are still just beginning to figure themselves out at this point. It requires a lot of trust to let your partner touch hands with someone else, after all.

I guess it might be hard for some to understand how people can sustain a loving, trusting, poly-hand-orous relationship. But you guys don't seem to have that problem.

Hmmm? Don't worry about the rest of us. We've all done our fair share of swinging before. Some of us are even ambidextrous, you know.

Oh, yes. I've held hands with both men *and* women. (Grins) At the same time, no less.

(Laughs) Don't be scared. We're not *complete* degenerates. We don't allow just anything in our group.

What are our limits? Well... we had to let one of our members go recently due to bad behavior. (More quietly) He was into... um... it's kinda hard for me to even say it. Let's just say it was really bad.

(Quarreling with another member of the group) Yes, I know we have a rule about "no kink shaming", but... hands and feet together? It's... it's just not natural! That's like ignoring someone's safe word. We have *standards*, damn it!

(Calming down a bit) It's good that we kicked him out of the group. That guy was just a bit too much. Always had a bad feeling about him, to be honest. Have you put out warnings to other kinksters in the area? Just in case, I mean.

(To listeners) Sorry, I'm getting off track. I'm just saying, while we're pretty free-spirited, we won't stand for just anything.

So, tell me... is this your first time holding hands in front of other people? (Reassuring) No need to be shy. We were all pretty nervous our first time around.

Just to make sure you're on board with everything that's happening tonight, we should go over how we do things here. First, we don't bother with gloves here. Ever. Not even latex ones. It's bare-handed contact or nothing. Second, there's going to be a camera, but we'll take care to blur out everyone's palms so they can't be identified. You know, just to make sure. We do all we can to keep our members safe and anonymous.

You're cool with all that? *Excellent*. Now, why don't you two take center stage. Right this way...

So, are you ready to begin? Great. Let's start with something simple. This position is known as the "double clutch". Okay, so here's what you do. First, stand facing each other, like so, then take your partner's hand, and... (trails off awkwardly)

(Surprised) Ohh... one of you is a leftie?

(Reassuring) No, no... That's fine. Like I said, we're a pretty open-minded bunch. I just wasn't expecting... I mean, you really look like you could pass for right-handed. Uh, no offense.

Okay, so for the sake of demonstration, let's pretend that you're both norm- I mean... right-handed.

All right, so just reach your hands out towards each other. Yep, just like that. And now your other hands. Cross them over one another, like so... and... that's it! A perfect double clutch. (To the rest of the group) Not bad for a first try, huh?

(Applause from the rest of the group, as the new couple unabashedly holds hands in full view of everyone.)

(Grinning) Oh, you two are naturals, I can tell.

Okay, this next scene is a bit advanced, so I'd suggest that you just watch for now, and maybe take some notes.

(The listeners insist on joining in) You want to join in? Are you sure? No worries, we'll guide you through the whole thing. We're all... heh... experienced hands around here. Pardon the expression.

(To the group) Gather 'round, everyone. Let's form a circle. Okay, so you all remember the safe-word, right? Yes, that's right. "Manus".

(To the couple) This is called a "daisy chain". We'll start off slowly.

(To the group) Okay, you two on the other side, start by taking your partner's hands, and so on, and so forth. That's it... from the other side, too. Just keep grabbing hands... yes, just like that... Keep going until we're all connected...

(To the couple) Aaand... then finally you two link hands with me.

(Announcing to the whole group) Observe. The circle is now complete!

(The participants all gasp in astonishment.)

Now that we're all intimately linked together like this... (Sly chuckle) Well... here's where the *real* fun begins.

Okay, everyone. I want you to grip your partners' hands tighter. (Moaning and sighing in pleasure as she speaks) Yeah, that's it... really let your palms slide across theirs... (Moan) That's so good... no gloves or anything to get in our way... Just pure skin on skin... Yes... keep going... tighter... grip me tighter...

(As she continues to urge everyone on, sirens can be heard in the distance. Suddenly, there's a loud banging on the door.)

(Cops outside the house) "Open up, this is a police raid! Put your hands where we can see them!"

Oh, no. It's the police! How did they figure out that we've been conducting illegal, underground hand-holding orgies here? Someone must've ratted us out. Quick, to the escape hatch!

(The group rushes over to a hidden tunnel in the kitchen. Sounds of furniture being shifted around, and then a heavy trapdoor being opened.)

Get in, hurry! (Pause) Don't worry about us. We'll stay behind and cover for you. Just promise me that you'll keep doing what we taught you tonight. Spread the word!

Some day, we'll be free to hold hands with whomever we please. Until that day comes, you'll have to keep up the good fight, for all of us.

Good luck, you two. And remember, the future is in your hands!