EDIT 3: As of Nov, 19, about 16:00 GMT 3, I've begun sending out messages with the assigned roles, but since the messages are almost identical, I wonder if Reddit just deletes them as spam. I'm starting chronologically, and with reasonable intervals, to be on the safe side. If you are reading this, and your name is in this post, and you haven't received a message from me by Nov, 20, let me know!

SCRIPT HERE

SUMMARY: A group of firefighters shows up at your place only to discover that it was a false alarm. For shame! They notice the calendar with their shirtless pictures on your wall, a bottle of lube, and a pack of condoms. For shame squared! You naughty girl, fantasizing about firefighters and expecting the actual real life firefighters to play along? For shame cubed! One things leads to another, though...

CHARACTERS, IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:

OAK, the good sport

POPLAR, the guy next door

ASH, the grumpy one

ELM, the chief

PINE, the pretentious one

LINDEN, the youngest, the shy one

EDIT: CURRENT APPLICANTS, LISTED CHRONOLOGICALLY (TO BE UPDATED)

/u/TheEasilyExcitedNerd (first choice: LINDEN, second choice: PINE; no noise crew)

/u/hellenbach (first choice: ASH, second choice: LINDEN; no noise crew)

/u/lucass0022 (first choice: OAK, second choice: PINE; no noise crew)

/u/Rainbowbloodunicorn (first choice: POPLAR, second choice:PINE)

/u/Slider17x (first choice: PINE, second choice: POPLAR; no noise crew)

/u/worseningwhales (first choice: POPLAR, second choice PINE; possibly more; some noise crew)

/u/ericthedreamer (first choice: LINDEN, second choice: POPLAR; no noise crew)

/u/MrLiquoriceReturns (first choice: LINDEN, second choice: ELM; no noise crew)

/u/SamuelEnderby (first choice: OAK, second choice: PINE; no noise crew)

/u/quid_est_hoc (first choice: ELM; some noise crew)

/u/mkw4444 (no character preference; no noise crew)

/u/littlemrsunshine_

WARNINGS: The [Bondage] warning refers to the moment when the listener's buttoned top goes off and it looks like her wrists get 'bound' behind her back with it, and one of the speaker characters comments on it. The listener isn't actually restrained and is super willing, and the whole thing was set up by her.

One of the speakers is reluctant in the beginning and refuses to take part in the scene at first, hence the [Rape] tag. There's some friendly bickering, and the youngest member of the crew is given a bit of a hard time, not enough to call it hazing, but still (because realism).

NOTES: WILLING TO EDIT AND SEND BACK THE FINISHED FILE TO ALL THE PERFORMERS FOR THEIR RESPECTIVE SOUNDGASM COLLECTIONS. Source files can be shared via Dropbox. If there are enough takers, ideally I'd form two crews (because I'm greedy), the 'Some background noise' crew and the 'No background noise crew', for better results; it would be cooler if the performers sounded like they are all in the same room, and 'Some background noise' doesn't rhyme well with 'No background noise' in one and the same audio.

With the tree nicknames I gave the characters the thing might now look like an entmoot on page (sorry for telling you this, now the image will be in your head, too), but I had to distinguish them somehow, and calling them Firefighter #1, Firefighter #2 and so on didn’t seem polite. Also, character building (such as it is) was a nightmare, but, again, cloning generic firefighters #1,2,3 wouldn't be too polite either, because, as Ash put it, firefighters are people.

A more mature voice might work better for the chief, and then there's the youngest one there, about 20 or something; with other characters it's pretty flexible. Not everyone gets the same amount of action; it seemed to me that the chief wouldn't want to lose his face, for example, so he mainly does the directing.

Changes and improvisation is welcome as long as the spirit is kept! Also, please, correct my English; I'd much rather quickly fix a mistake than keep looking like an idiot forever with that mistake still in the script. :D

About 700 words each, give or take. A side note from the editor, hehe: it would be also very handy to have about 30 sec of silence and about a minute of odd coughs and sniffles, moans and grunts, and kissing sounds from each performer. =) And don't forget to breathe! The breathing of an aroused man is such a turn on. <3