Despite being one of my oldest scripts, "A Sticky Situation" hasn't been filled yet, so I'm posting it here in hopes to have it seen by more people, and maybe one of them will take it on.

This script is based on a series of sex dreams I had through high school. They actually continued into my 20s, but they were still about high school. It's also the script I considered writing the first time I toyed with the idea of writing scripts.

It is a challenging script. At one point after I wrote it, I was inspired by my best friend on GWA to take a look at the stage directions for my scripts, and I actually added a ton of guidance based on some experiments I did, but even with those additions, it's still extremely challenging. When I was first taking notes for it, I thought it might turn out to be kind of short, but it's not short at all. It was written by a pretentious "artist" under the pretension that erotic audio is art. As written, it technically* fits into a 100 year old literary genre. It also has a ton of non-sexual or only tangentially sexual sound effects and some stage directions for acting techniques used in movies and TV. As written, it ain't easy.

It's also a twenty-tag pileup.

I am not laboring under the delusion that this is a script that will be easy to fill, but I think it's at least worth reading. If you're an experienced performer looking for a challenge, this might be the one. If you're really into the gigantic cumshot fetish or the expansion/distension fetish, you might just forget about some of the less important sound effects and go for it. But if you do, use your old mic for at least the giant cumshot fetish scene, and perhaps for the whole audio to maintain consistent sound quality.

If you're a challenge-seeking performer or a giant cumshot fetishist who also happens to be a gay guy, there's a version of this script for you, too!

*Matthew Strecher defines magic realism as "what happens when a highly detailed, realistic setting is invaded by something too strange to believe," which in this case is a cumshot the size of a meal, a footbath, a slight flood, and a case of felony vandalism.

The script described above was written by adults, for adults, about adults. For more scripts by adults, for adults, about adults, visit my script archive superthread, organized and tagged to help you find the right script for you!