Hi!

TL;DR: Historical, fantasy, bilingual and other weird scripts a couple of simple ‘modern’ scripts, mainly [M4F], mainly MDom. Will edit for fills! :D Maybe will even write for you, but very s-l-o-w-l-y!

First of all, the username has nothing to do with the British march; believe it or not, I had no idea it even existed. I just flipped through a book on mythology, and the name Galanthis caught my eye. I thought hey, what a nice lady – and she was turned into a weasel (or a cat, depending on the source), too; that’s cool! So, I picked Galanthis and changed the name a bit so that it looked more girly.

I’m pretty vanilla by local standards, with a thing for accents and languages, history, literature and all the things crazy and exotic. I’m also very much into people who aren’t afraid of silliness and acting their asses off, and I am fond of piling up sound effects. So, if you have been scouring GWA & GWA Script Guild looking for ridiculous unrecordable scripts that require hours of editing, with complex characters calling for Olivier laureates – I’m your man writer. For your convenience I will address the degree of recordability of each script in its description; some of the scripts are not complicated at all! Changes and improvisations are welcome, as long as the spirit of the piece is kept. The [Rape] tag is usually a precaution; I don’t write really dark stuff.

If you feel like recording something from my list but don’t feel like doing the sound effects, PM me. I’m not much of an editor, but I like putting together soundscapes and stuff (see my own audio submissions, e.g. [F4M] Paladin Falls I and [F4F] She’d Better Love a Dream).

I’ve also done some custom made, lovingly tailored scripts written specifically for certain performers, and I’m deeply honoured that after that they didn’t run away screaming (see below).

I also did ‘Tales from the Scrypt’ questionnaire by /u/errinerung, in text form.

VERY IMPORTANT NOTE CONCERNING MY SCRIPTS: suppose you thought about filling my script and messaged me about it – and then for whatever reason decided not to do it… PLEASE, don’t feel bad for a second, don’t think that you owe me ANY explanation, don’t go underground. I am very, very excited to see my scripts filled, but creating erotic audio is such a delicate matter that I never expect anyone to do it. I’m very happy when they do, but I have absolutely no hard feelings when they don’t, even if we talked about the possibility. I assure you: if that is the case, IT’S FINE, WE’RE GOOD! :D

ALSO: if I talked with you about writing a script for you, I didn’t forget it! :D I hardly ever forget a damn thing, I wish I could, LOL. So, I’m on it, I’m just really, really slow and want to do the idea justice.

All the scripts in reverse chronological order:

[M4F] Fine Eyes, [Pride and Prejudice] [Fanfiction], [Historical], [English Accent]; [First Fight], [Hate Makeout]; [Reluctance], [Mr Darcy] being [Mr Darcy]. [Rough]. [Rape] because of the speaker’s reluctance. [L words]. [Penny Made Me Do It], but not really, I just love the tag :D

Filled by /u/Moondance with me here, /u/Trees_gwa here and /u/Pulsating_Clouds here

[MM4F] The Good, the Bad, and the Pretty [Generic Fanfiction]; Vaguely [Historical]; [MFM] [Threesome]; [Spitroasting], [Romantic], [Sweet], [Humour]; brief mentions of [Rape] when discussing [Consent]

[M4F] Three Cards [Historical], [1780s];[The Queen of Spades] [Fanfiction]; [Rape],[Coercion]; [MDom]. Two versions; a shorter one and a longer one with [Switch], some [Humiliation], and [Impact Play]. Mentions of [Gaming Addiction].

[M4F] Getting off Encouragement for Busy Girls, modern, performer-friendly, no SFX, just some acting! :-)

Filled by /u/John17999 here, filled by /u/UKRexCordium here, by /u/Loving_pleasure here, by /u/vector_jockey here, by /u/NotQuiteNo here, by /u/normalities here, by /u/WildSwedishAudio here, by /u/VoodooGWA here, by /u/Moondancewithme here, by /u/caffeineandtannins as an [F4F] here, by /u/SolidarityinVictory here.

[M4F] One Night, Forever [Fantasy], [Medieval], [Narrative], writing collaboration with /u/MagiSci, filled by him.

[F4M] Basilisk Skin Shoes [The Witcher] [Fanfiction], [Fantasy]; [Vanilla],[Sweet]; [Relaxing],[Comforting]. [No spoilers]. Filled by me, haha, here.

[M4F] Soirée, written for /u/VoodooGWA and filled by him here.

The speaker being the host of a very naughty turn of the century decadent party borderline orgy, the listener being the guest, brought along for the first time.

[F4F] She’d Better Love a Dream. Filled by, haha, me here; filled by /u/Eves_garden here

Historical, Elizabethan theatre, I guess. 8) Shakespeare fanfiction. Sound effects would be nice, acting is essential. TWISTED!

[M4F] Like Horses, Ye Ken?

Historical, early 1740s; 'Outlander' fanfiction. Scots, Scottish Gaelic and some acting; SWEET!

Filled by /u/-R_45hgc7Bkm--JDsA here, SQUEEEE!

[M4F] Fall on My Sword. For /u/soulshocked, filled by him with a ton of clever and hilarious additions.

Ancient history. A young warrior, captured by an Amazon for breeding… (It’s sweeter than it looks!) RAPE, BUT SWEET!

[M4F] Close Your Eyes and Think of England.

MILF appreciation, long term relationship, Jane Austen fetish; improvisation required some acting in overdone British accent; modern! SWEET!

Filled by /u/MoondanceWithMe here.

[M4F] Still Waters Run Deep. Filled by /u/LazarusSecondLight here.

Vaguely historical. Many sound effects, acting is essential! See Latin pronunciation guide by /u/errinerung in the comments section here. TWISTED, SWITCHY, RAPE, SADISM!

[M4F] Ghost Story II, or I Must Ensure Your Future Happiness. Filled by /u/F_Stop_Fitzgerald here, filled by /u/blinky716 here, filled by /u/GloryToTheVictor here, filled by /u/Issoladach here by /u/Moondancewithme here.

Historical, 1920s. British accent. CONSENSUAL D/S, but DARKISH!

[M4F] Roman Copy after a Hellenistic Original. Filled by /u/LazarusSecondLight here.

Simple! Modern (ahem)! SWEET!

[M4M], [F4M] Damsel in Distress.

Historical, Seven Years' War; sound effects; acting is important! [M4M] would make much more sense, because the whole script revolves around the idea of how hard it sucked to be a woman of the period depicted; and if a lady speaker was already an officer, as the script implies, she may not have been that underprivileged. However, the script IS blind to the gender of the performer, and guys willing to record any [M4M] are like unicorns, very few and far between, so… so there. RAPE!

Filled by /u/UKRexCordium here. W.O.W.! :O Filled by /u/Belle_in_the_woods here

[M4F] A Ghost Story, or If Only I Had a Body. Filled by /u/SnerdWilliams here, filled by /u/F_Stop_Fitzgerald here, filled by /u/blinky716 here, filled by /u/GloryToTheVictor here, filled by /u/Issoladach here, filled by /u/MoondanceWithMe here

Historical, 1920s. British accent. CONSENSUAL D/S, but DARKISH! Mentions of RAPE, and general nastiness.

[M4F] I Hate Going Away from You. Filled by /u/Blondwiththebeard here (Swedish), filled by /u/SomeFrenchAnon1 here (French), filled by /u/VoodooGWA here (French), filled by /u/Loving_Pleasure here (French), filled by /u/Lapinseau here (French), by /u/woopey here (Russian).

Bilingual! Simple! Adjustable! One size fits all! Modern! SWEET!

[M4F] A Hold-Up Gone Wrong. Filled by /u/imminentgale here, filled by /u/soulshocked here, filled by /u/Moondancewithme here

Historical, 1700s. Many sound effects; acting is important. RAPE (of the speaker)! VIOLENCE!

[M4F] Homecoming. Written for /u/Blondwiththebeard and filled by him, see also his rendition of the script in Swedish! WOW!

Historical, Medieval. SWEET! :-)

[M4F] Care to Lie with a Prince? (Part II)

Filled by /u/Loving_Pleasure here.

Fantasy; 'Game of Thrones' fanfiction. SWEET!

[M4F] Care to Lie with a Prince? (Part I) Filled by /u/everdistant_utopia here.

Fantasy; 'Game of Thrones' fanfiction. Sound effects. SWEET!

[F4M] So, You Wanted to Be Used? Filled by /u/errinerung here, filled by /u/PoshBiscuit here.

Simple! Modern! RAPE!