Okay so story time! I was having a dream that involved me writing an erotic audio script. I still have the idea, but I woke up before I got very far in it. I know it was going to be M4M, start with the human tripping and the vampire helping him up, and somehow result in the vampire giving the human a blowjob.

Problem #1: I know retractable fangs can definitely be a thing, and in this case they might be, but I'm not 100% convinced I can pull off the whole "you want to put those teeth near my dick?" conversation, which I kinda want to happen because comedy. So, those of y'all who've got a dick - some ideas on how to approach that, would be awesome.

Problem #2, and this is the bigger problem here. Not sure which perspective to write it from. I could do it from the human's perspective, from the vampire's perspective, or write it as a two-person collab. I honestly don't know which angle to write this from... And I'd like a little help deciding, pleasies?

Thanks for listening <3