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[M4F] Pride, Prejudice, and Eyelash Extensions [Tsundere] [Chubby Listener] [Risk of getting caught] [Banter] [Enemies to lovers] [Modern Pride and Prejudice] [Sneaking away] [Teasing] [Cowgirl] [Creampie] [Slut] [Good girl] [Riding] and [Riding Encouragement] [Mean] [Nice Deep Down] [Script offer]
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semaphoretowers is a male looking for a female in SCRIPT OFFER
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God, what is your problem with me, anyway? Because I told my brother not to date your sister? Christ, that was years ago. Get over it. I thought she would be bad for him, ok? I like my brother. It's normal that I would try to stop him from making what I thought was a mistake and --
/u/semaphoretowers/m4f-pride-prejudice-and-eyelash-extensions-tsundere">You're impossible, you know that?
Oh, You thought it was because I didn’t think she was pretty enough for my brother? Wow. You’re unhinged, you know that?
No, of course I haven’t wanted to fuck you since I met you and I don’t think your eyes are nice and - oh, for God's sake, fuck you. (...And then fuck me.)

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CW Body image: >! Weight loss surgery briefly mentioned, SPEAKER describes LISTENER as ‘fatter’ than her sister, described as a "thicker" woman, conventional ‘hotness’ discussed at some length, shopping addiction mentioned !<

CW Words used: >! Whore, slut !<
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Ask plz before posting elsewhere than reddit.

I can help you pronounce the word "seder" and "matzo ball" if it comes to that. (If you really really really are uncomfortable saying those words and it is because you yourself are not Jewish and feel like you might be race/ethnicity bending by performing this script, shoot me a line. In this one, it's probably fine to change. If you're really really really are uncomfortable saying "seder" and "matzo ball" because you are weird about Jews, then, well, yeah. I am probably not fated to be a scriptwriter for you.)

Shabbat shalom, GWA!

>> Learn more about me here

>> Here's an unfilled script about a widow with some banter

>> Here's an unfilled script about a little demon/angel who really wants to fuck you if you are kind to yourself

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