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[M4F] Your Wife Fellates You, The Guy Who Reads The Side Effects On Medicine Commercials Really Fast, While Youā€™re Working [Blowjob] [Under the desk] [Being recorded] obviously, but like also in the narrative lol [Slut] [Good girl] [middle aged] [arranging a foursome] [script offer]
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semaphoretowers is a male looking for a female in SCRIPT OFFER
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Honey, Iā€™m working. Iā€™m doing this fucking gabapentin commercial. What the hell are you doing down there? Why are you glaring at my like that - why is my cock in your mouth? Is this because I said I wanted to have a threesome with Talia - listen, you asked me who I wanted to have a threesome with ā€“ you could have said ā€œwhatever you do, donā€™t say Taliaā€ if it was going to be a problem and oh Christ. Youā€™re going really deep.

If you have an allergic reaction to this script, please stop reading this script and call you doctor immediately.

INCLUSIVITY : Discussion of age differences, neither SPEAKER nor LISTENER want to sleep with someone in their early 20s (theyā€™re in their mid-40s). This script can very easily be gender swapped or made into a M/M, F/F, trans inclusive, NB inclusive, script ā€“ whatever.
LOCALIZATION: I guess you can, but I feel like itā€™s weird for someone who lives in a place with socialized / nationalized medicine to do this script. (I have this joke that goes, ā€œItā€™s cultural appropriation for someone to fill this script if they live in a country with socialized or nationalized medicineā€ but I feel like it needs a disclaimer because while I do not have a problem with cultural appropriation discourse and being mindful of it I do have a problem with the American medical system.)

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