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[M4F] Sure, I’ll fuck you in the secret Chabad tunnel [Phone sex] [Jewish] [OTD] [Professor] [Period sex] [Period oral] [Missing you] [Sweet] [Banter] [Risk of getting caught] [Daddy] [Script offer]
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semaphoretowers is a male looking for a female in SCRIPT OFFER
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Shabbat shalom!

As I’m sure so many of you are cleaning 🧹 your houses and getting ready for “Mitzvah Night” (it’s auspicious to fuck on the sabbath!) I have porn about the tunnel at 770 - Chabad headquarters. That’s right - an honest to goodness piece of pornography about the stupidest yet funniest news to hit diaspora Jewry in a long time.

19 people have been arrested now! Someone in a neighboring apartment building claims he has heard Yiddish under his floorboards for months!

Here is the Chabad Tunnel Porn.

PS - Did anyone notice the OTD fair I put up there? I think it’s very funny.

Also I spent probably 3-4 times as long writing this piece than I did the Chabad tunnel porn, but it’s hilariously performing much worse, suggesting I need to try much less hard at everything I do. But it’s about a voyeur widower and there’s two creampies in it. Two! (One’s offscreen. Ok, so there’s one creampie in it. One!)

Good shabbos, good shabbos. Have a lovely weekend.

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