Hello!

I'm RandomBirdNoise, you can just call me Bird for short. I'm a bisexual trans woman who loves monsters more than I should, and is also strangely addicted to weird or messed up metaphors for love and affection, like you know that thing about cannibalism as a a metaphor for love? That is right up my alley.

I've already posted two scripts to the guild I haven't eaten in weeks, an [M4F] script about a very sad vampire and Needing help through your heat, an [M4A] script about an omega needing help from their alpha friend :3.

I've always loved writing, as long as I can remember, although how well I could do it is wildly variable. I apparently have a weird talent for smut and erotic writing though, so hopefully I've found my niche here.

I'll probably write mostly M4F scripts, because I like hearing men moan and whimper, but I definitely want to write some stuff for trans listeners and performers, as well as some F4F once I get a good idea for something, inspiration is hard.

I promise no regularity in my posts, but expect that there will be very little vanilla in my writing (I'm a cookies and cream girly). Like the most normal human script in my head rn is about a wizard.

Looking forward to bearing my soul to you all through the medium of pornographic audio scripts!

Bird <3