I promise you this was not written because of or after anything that happened in this sub. No, I had a full draft of this when I become cognizant of some of the, uh, bi erasure discourse and thought “oh man. I might… I might get yelled at for this one.”

Well I will listen to feedback especially from the bi/pan males and enbies amongst you all. I’m a bi ciswoman married to a straight cisman, blah blah, straight passing privilege, blah blah, saying straight passing privilege is in itself problematic as it reaffirms heterosexuality’s compulsive nature in our society, blah blah, no people who are saying that are being descriptive instead of prescriptive, blah blah. I know there are a lot of feelings and opinions out there.

This is about a minor character from one of the favorite things I’ve written which has remained as of yet unfilled. Yes, this is about short Nicole whom our previous short king didn’t like that much but there’s nothing wrong with her she’s just not who he happens to have a crush on.

Summary --

I'm bitterly complaining to you, my best friend, (you're this really nice and attractive guy) about my lack of options. Damn. Too bad you're gay, right. Damn. Wait, you're telling me you're bi. What? No, you're not. You've never dated a woman -- I've known you a pretty long time. Oh. Now you're getting mad. Like really mad at me. And hurt. Wait, was that bad of me? Fuck. You were just, um, coming out to me and I fucking blew it, and you're so great and good-looking and... wait. Are you... are you... hitting on me? To... fuck around with? To what, experiment on? Just so you can feel what a pussy feels like? That's all I am to you? No. No, come on, you can't be a fuckboy like all the other fuckboys who just want to fool around with me I thought you were different I'm going to explode with rage wait what do you mean you like me? Wait... what?

Smash bi erasure, get fucked.

Inclusivity

- Male bi erasure >! this is along the lines of surprise/startle, "why bother coming out when you're in your 30s", you're probably not "that bi" if you haven't come out yet, etc. !<

- NO male bi erasure like >! I would not sleep with a bi man, bi men don't exist, bi men are gross, etc. !<

- Discussion of anorgasmic speaker//SSRIs and side effects