Dedicated to that crazy bitch that tried to kill me. Ha ha you missed.

Not really sure where to put this. I don't think it would work for GWA, but it anyone knows how to add some sexy, add any other improvements, or just want to use it as a base for there own feel free (just credit me or something)

I'm home I made it.

Wait till you hear what this bitch did.

I was so freaked out. I don't think I've ever run that fast.

What's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Huh oh yeah my shirt is shredded, it looks like it got hit by a lawnmower.

That crazy bitch.

So I went to her place to confront her about fucking around on me and being a ho, and as you can see from my lucky shit it wasn't the best idea.

What do you mean "Not that lucky?"

Anyway she denied it of course, then starts acting all indignant. You know "How dare I accuse her of such a thing", "who told you such a lie"...

Relax i didn't tell her it was you.

... and of course the classic "You must be cheating to even think that."

Oww.... feels a bit chilly in here are you cold

No?

Must be the adrenaline wearing off.

Anyway I tell her to stop lying and I describe the guy she was fucking

She kept trying to deny it till I showed her a picture.

Apparently she forgot he took those and was really pissed when I told her that he posted them online.

Honestly she seemed madder about the 3 out of 10 blow job score then anything else.

Frankly I think he was generous considering how she would always scratch it with her teeth.

Sorry, I'm getting sidetracked. You really didn't need to know that.

Any way she's flipping out about him, complaining how it's not fair. Like I'm going to give her any sympathy.

And I know before you even say anything you told me so, don't stick your dick in crazy, you're right. I learned my lesson no more wild woman, I'll stick with nerdy girls from now on they're way better.

What do you mean "bit late for that"

Anyway where was I... oh yeah. So I tell her if you weren't fucking around this wouldn't happen.

The worst part is that caught literally with a dick in her mouth this whore didn't even apologize.

She tried the hole it's your fault "You were ignoring me." "I need someone who's there for me."

I know right, fuck that. I was there for her every damn day though all her shit for over a fucking years. Then this cunt...

What? I know you don't like that work but it fits.

Anyway this cunt then starts with the "Well a real man would take care of my needs" crap. Bitch I took the night shift for the extra cash to help pay for you needs, you entitled cunt.

Good luck paying your rent after I stopped payment on that last check bitch.

Are you all right?

Just sit down for a second you don't look good.

What do you mean... I feel fine.

So I tell her it's over, that never want to see or hear ever again, and that I stopped payment on all my cards and closed the account we had. That got her fucking attention. She starts screaming even louder then before. She was throwing out insults I've never even heard before.

Seriously? What's wrong?

It's not like she knows where you live, relax you're making me paranoid.

Anyway at this point I had said what I wanted to and was going to leave. So I start heading for the door. Then she rushes past me, and blocked the doorway.

Does the "Where the fuck do you think you're going?" line. I tell her "I'm leaving you stupid whore now move."

Then she screams "NO! YOU'RE MINE!" Almost broke my eardrums, and grabs this huge fuck off butcher knife. Seriously why would anyone need a knife that size.

What the damn thing was practical a machete.

So she starts swinging at me, which is why my lucky shirt is now lucky raggs.

Whoaw whoaw hay why are you crying?

What do you mean it's all your fault?

If you didn't tell me about it I would have never said anything, and I'd still be getting played like some cuck.

Hey don't cry..

I can't  understand you.

Gone? I'm right here.

Of course I got away.

I blocked the knife and pushed past her... then I... ran out the door...

I must have pulled something because my back and legs stated hurting, and...

Fuck why is it so cold.

Then, then...

I was here, and... don't cry just give me a hug alright.

What the hell?

Why can't I touch you?

My arms, they... go... right... though.

She got more then my shirt, didn't she?

I never made it out.

Not that lucky.