Summary: In a bistro, INTERPOL’s most renowned detective sits down with a woman who is not all she seems. A passionate game of cat and mouse ensues over cocktails as the detective outlines his solution until the woman drops her mask and starts making tantalizing offers in exchange for letting her go.

You’ll have to forgive me. I should probably look more nervous, but I couldn’t be more excited to have you here with me.

Of course, this is hardly our first date.

You’re absolutely right this is what I wanted.

Somehow, I knew it would be you to get this close. That someday, the wind at my back would be your breath on my neck.

And we’re finally here. Face to face at last. I hope the prize is everything you hoped it would be. Do you like what you see? I certainly do. I always have.

Oh, yes. I’m your biggest fan. Would you believe that I’ve a whole scrapbook of you? I probably collect your clippings more than you do. Though, that file photo they insist on using just doesn’t do you justice.

It’s a crime to hide those muscles, dearest.

Oh, don’t act surprised. You do your research and I do mine. You’d be insulted by anything less, darling.

Oh, flattery will get you everywhere, sweetheart.

And me? Do you want a closer look at your prize?

Pet names: baby, darling, dear, dearest, lover, sweetheart

Narrative Notes: our narrator is a cat burglar of the highest order, and has spent the last several months acting as the mousy secretary to a diamond merchant. She has just succeeded in her heist. At the beginning of the scene, she is demure, prim, and proper. Underneath it all, she is calculating, sensual, and far cleverer than she appears. She has been pursued by this detective before, but this is the first time they have ever met face to face. She is already fascinated by him due to their previous encounters. As she lets the mask slip, she becomes more playful, her speech surer and her flirtations more open. Once revealed, she gives the appearance of being in complete control, even when she isn’t.

If you wish, feel free to try out differing speech patterns or even separate accents when differentiating between the thief and her secretary persona.

Inclusivity notes: Listener has a penis and is described as being handsome, having muscles and a ‘beautiful’ cock. Narrator has a vagina and hair long enough to pull. No other physical descriptors for either narrator or listener. Both narrator and listener orgasm.

Sound Effects and Improv: All sound effects are optional. Feel free to improvise.

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