Here's the script!

Please for the love of fucking god do not take anything in this script or this post even remotely seriously I feel like I shouldn't have to say this but you never know

If you're a Valorant player I hope this post can finally give you the strength to uninstall 😔🙏🏾

Tbh idk why I added the virgin tag, the "Valorant" in the title should've given that away

Okay sorry I promise I'll stop bullying Valorant players afsgjsjksjkgs I feel like I just pissed off half of the US Bay Area but yeah basically this script is a way for me to gently bully those ppl that fake/force their voice lol I promise you your normal voice is 1000x hotter literally 100% of the time. I pinky promise.

Also I accidentally got horny when writing the sex scene and made it kinda good by accident and then realised I was writing a goofy-ass shitpost that now has toe-curling back-arching drool-inducing filthy nasty sloppy sex in it afjksgjkjkgsjk

As someone who has too large of a superiority complex (wow what a surprise!) to see Valorant as a serious video game my preparation for writing this script was watching those youtube videos where grown-ass adults play Val and try to act all sexual in VC 😭😭 like the "MEETING A HOT HOT SEXY HOT VOICED MOMMY/DADDY IN MY VAL MATCH" type shit lemme tell you the words "tough watch" don't even BEGIN to cover how I was feeling bruh shit had me in the fetal position rocking back and forth in the corner of the room but yeah if any of the terminology is wrong uhhhhh blame the Valorant community for being too cringe (he says, writing audio porn scripts about it like a clown) If anyone ever utters the words "ara ara" or "uwu" to me when I'm trynna clutch a 1v4 I'm gonna become violently ill 💀

I have always wanted to somehow have the phrase You filthy fucking casual in one of my scripts and if I was gonna put it in any script it was gonna be this one lmao it's WAY too entertaining to me for no fucking reason lmaoooo anyways sorry for being toxic it's the former CSGO player in me I love you all even when you're cringy and dumb and stupid uwu mwah mwah mwah💙

Descriptors: CW: This script contains people playing Valorant unironically

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Disclaimer: I write scripts and make audios for fun, the views of the characters do NOT represent my own nor am I trying to comment in any way shape or form on real life events or people. All of the characters in my scripts and audios are always 18 .