Here's the script!

Yeah sex is cool n all but you know what's even sexier?? Living in a city with a well integrated, quality public transport network 😩😩 Also feel free to change "subway" to "metro" or "MRT" or something but if you change it to fucking "chewbe/tube" I will start sobbing sorry not sorry to all the Londoners out there but I've never heard a more atrocious name for underground public transport in my life 😭😭 Also as someone who's not a native speaker NOTHING annoys me more than the sheer lack of consistency in the way American English uses the words "cocoa" and "cacao" like it actually enrages me why are you guys like that JUST CHOOSE ONE OR HAVE SOME SORT OF SYSTEM OR SOMETHING??? ANYTHING??!?!?! PLEASE I'M DYING OVER HERE AAAAAAHHHH!! Also shoutout to all my Viet baddies out there because I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't sell my soul for some quality Bánh Xèo and I just knew I had to include it in a script somehow LMAO also I gotta know if anyone is actually on the side of team "order at the restaurant" instead of ordering online beforehand and just picking it up and getting out asap because that's so unhinged and I need to keep tabs on my enemies. Speaking of enemies people that think Cece and Schmidt are cute together are actually insane and public enemy #1 I will forever be a hater when it comes to ppl that ship those two because he's a literal racist/fetishiser like New Girl had so much weird unfunny racial "humour" in it but Cece and Schmidt was always so OVERTLY fetishising I just,,,, I don't get how people don't see how weird the pairing is. Okay last little thing I promise but why tf is furniture so stupidly expensive like I wanna be ~aesthetic~ without going bankrupt bls. ANYWAYS I'm ranting because there's so many fun little personality ✨quirks✨ I threw in for the characters in this script and I am really proud of how it all turned out so I hope you will like this more personality-heavy plot!!! Also anyone that notices the secret audio easter egg/reference I dropped in there gets a cookie, you all get 2 guesses 💙

Descriptors: The speaker's hair gets pulled and she gets spanked. It's implied that the listener isn't a native english speaker. The listener is implied to be heterosexual (but feel free to leave it out!). There's mentions of ass to mouth, FMF threesomes, rimjobs, facefucking and squirting. The listener gives the speaker a hickey

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Disclaimer: I write scripts and make audios for fun, the views of the characters do NOT represent my own nor am I trying to comment in any way shape or form on real life events or people. All of the characters in my scripts and audios are always 18 .