Hello! Here's a silly little script (~1300 words), inspired by a Totally True post I read somewhere about a woman masturbating with her roommate's bf's used condom.

Thanks to u/LurkyDip for suggestions and editing!

*door sfx*

Oh, hey there! Of course, I’ll let you in, what are roomies for?

Yes, she’s excited for the date tonight, but she had to grab something at the store real quick.

Do you notice anything... different about me? No, not my hair. It’s okay, just say what you’re thinking. Yeah, I did gain a little weight! I’m so short, it’s pretty obvious, huh?

Actually... I’m a few months pregnant. No, I’m... I’m not in a relationship. No, I haven’t told her yet either. You’re the first one to know. Can... can you sit with me while I explain?

Remember how you two met? I was out dancing with her at that club, and you two started dancing and ended up spending all night together? She’s always been like that. Impulsive and passionate.

Did she tell you about us? *pause* She mentioned it? We used to get drunk and dance and kiss and fall asleep together in the early morning... I always loved those nights and wanted more, but she wanted someone dominant... she enjoyed our friendship, our intimacy, but didn’t want it to be anything more than fun.

Then you came along. Yeah, you noticed how jealous I was at first, didn’t you? The sexy tall girl goes for the hot tall guy… and stops making out with her short roommate.

Then you started fucking her and you know how thin the walls of the rental are.

Honestly, it was hard for me at first… But you were so nice and the sex sounded so hot and I ended up crushing on BOTH of you. God, I’m pathetic.

You look uncomfortable now. Oops. So... that wasn’t actually the confession…

Yeah, that’s even worse. One day, you threw away a condom in the bathroom instead of her room and... and I found it just after. It was still hot, and I was so horny from listening to her moans, that I... I took it and masturbated with it. I rubbed it against my aching pussy. I pushed it inside myself. Then I pulled it out and pressed it to my lips…

I could finally taste her... and you. I had the strongest orgasm of my life that night, imagining I was in bed with you both, licking and sucking and submitting to you.

Heh, I’ve only ever seen you use those eyes on her. I’m pretty messed up, aren’t I? I couldn’t resist after that first time, and I started sneaking into her room to steal condoms after you spent the night.

Mmm, you’re starting to understand. I got used to... masturbating with your cum, imagining you were fucking me too, and oops I only played with it, but I guess it’s still a little risky and... Well, as I said before, as you can see… I’m pregnant...

And it’s yours.

Shh, shh, it’s okay, don’t worry. This is all my fault and I’m not going to get between you two... as much fun as having you both would be. I’ll explain everything to her later, I just wanted you to be the first to know.

I’m not a bad girl or a slut or a homewrecker or anything... I just want the things that she doesn’t. That’s not bad, right? She doesn’t want your cum... not like I do, and she doesn’t like giving you blowjobs. I heard you arguing about it one night.

I want to, though. Can I show you how much I love you...r cock? Can I take it in my mouth? Taste it for real this time?

Mmm, I was hoping you’d say yes. Oh my God, the smell... It’s so much stronger.

*sucking sounds*

You know... this is the first cock I’ve touched. I’m a pregnant virgin.

Yeah, I never imagined I would be saying those words either. I’ve only slept with one person, and we just slept. Literally.

*sucking* This is my first cock. My only cock. *more sucking*

Do you like that idea? Dominating a needy virgin like me? Teaching me? Making me just the way you need me to be?

*sucking deeper, gagging*

I want to be your good girl.

*bj*

Anything that you need that she doesn’t want to give you, I will.

*bj*

I’ll never make you wear a condom.

*bj*

You can have my throat whenever you want it... because I always want your cum.

*bj*

*pause*

No, silly, my pussy would be cheating. I’m a good girl, remember? I’m not stealing anything from her, I love her too much for that.

*bj*

Hers is the only pussy for you to fuck. You don’t want to cheat on her, after all.

*bj*

But I know you want to fuck raw. No barrier between your lovely cock and a tight hole. You want to cum deep inside, too, don’t you? Flood somebody without it all getting clogged up in a stupid condom. I can give you that.

I even got ready for you! All clean and plugged. You can fuck my ass. If you want to, that is…

*slurping*

Mmm, I love feeling you get even harder in my mouth. Do you want to be the first man to ever take my ass? My womb, my mouth, my ass... the order is a little funny, but what does that matter? You make *me* feel so happy, let me make *you* feel happy too.

Here, I’ll lay on my back. Aw, you want to see my belly? 16 weeks... don’t worry, my family is rich, I don’t need your money... I don’t need anything you don’t want to give me.

Hmmm, yes, feel my smooth skin and my swelling breasts and belly. I mean, maybe you can be a father figure sometimes, play games, keep an eye on how much this little one is growing to look like their dad?

Oh, look at me, fantasizing about you being a good daddy while you still need to finish!

C-can you use plenty of this lube? I’ve been practicing but I’m feeling nervous now that your cock is throbbing in front of me. Y-you can cum down my throat if you want to instead!

Mmm, no, you want my ass. I love seeing you stare at me like that. Yes, just puuuull the plug out *gasp* and slide right in... Gently.

*grunt* ohmygod *gasp* I didn’t know you were so THICK *groan* does it feel good? Taking my virgin ass? It’s all for you. Yes, daddy. Take it and make it yours and yours alone. Mark me, claim me. I want your fresh cum deep inside me. Deep inside my ass as your baby is safe and protected in my belly.

*ass fucking sounds*

This feels so good. *** I’m so happy you’re enjoying my body *** I’ll flash my plug at you whenever I’m ready for this, okay? *** Y-you can have my throat every day b-but I don’t know if I can take this so often *** *whimpering* but I’ll try. For you. *moan*

No, kissing is cheating! You can play with my tender boobs instead, okay? Mm, yes, you feel so good I can’t believe it...

*ass fucking*

OH yes, cum in me, cum in my ass, fill me up, flood me, paint me, fill me, make me yours, claim me, take me, yes, yes, yes, yes...

*rustling* *giggle*

Soo much cum. Hmmm and all fresh and hot and lovely. All for me.

I’m yours... Just remember the rule, okay? I don’t want to hurt her, we’re friends! So I’m never going to steal anything from her. She gets your romantic dates, all the kisses she wants, and to feel your sheathed cock in her pussy. I get your cum, in my throat and womb and ass. *giggle* Doesn’t that sound great? Everyone wins! Grab me WHENEVER you want.

Oops, I think she’ll be back soon. You’d better clean up before your date – you’re looking a bit sweaty there, daddy.