I mean, look, you've seen my tinder profile. I sure as fuck didn't choose a biblically-accurate selfie. Also, hey, I lied about my age. Half plus seven really limits the dating pool when you're thousands of years old.

All I'm saying is, if you're jealous of me and my very busy love life, there are things you can do. You're not jealous of me? Okay. Fair enough.

Are you jealous of them? Of the girls I've been fucking?

Do you wish it was you? It can be. If you want it. If you want me...

​ I owed u/lizzie_arkham a script based on the prompt of her choice, and the prompt I was given was "slutty angel and gentle demon who were both cast out, roommates to lovers". It took me a lot longer than I thought to finish this one – been working on it since April!

(Why'd it take so long? And, heck, why haven't there been very many new Munch scripts this year? I used to be way more prolific! This is true, but I also used to be way more touch-starved! Friends, your girl is fucking hot girls pretty regularly now, sometimes two or three times a week, which doesn't leave a whole lot of leftover horny to be channeled into scripts!)

This weird little love story is about ageless genderless beings whose bodies we humans cannot comprehend, it is also in some ways about some trans Feels and the demon's relationship to their own body and self-image. It should also be noted that while I avoided terms like "girl" or "woman" when referring to the characters, the speaker does use adjectives that are traditionally viewed as feminine – "beautiful", "delicate", "pretty" – when describing and affirming the listener.

And just a heads-up, given the theme, there's a teensy splash of Heaven/Hell/God-stuff. I tried to go pretty light on that kind of stuff because the last thing my smut needs is my religious trauma lol

Here's the script: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40174356

And, hey, here's a link to my script list, including two whole scripts that have never ever been filled, with the tantalizing titles "Tenderly Fucking Your Left Ear" and "Two Cowgirls Ride a Wild Cutie": https://www.reddit.com/user/happylilmuncher/comments/ktkfsl/munchers_fancy_new_script_list/

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Enjoy!

~~ Muncher